Wanksplatter

What occurs at the end of a wank if no recepticle or absorbent material is available.

Also a verb

Also a derrogatory term for "Lancaster"

"Oh man, after watching the O.C, my carpet has wanksplatter everywhere"

"My windows look streaky. Looks like you wantsplattered everywhere."

Wanksplatter by Daniel Butler Rico January 28, 2007

wankspoon 

A spoon mostly used for wanking.

Shit! I found Jerry's mom drinking from my wankspoon!

wankspoon by assholefaggot21 August 9, 2004

wankstone

somebody who gets on your nerves or pisses u off or is a toser.

he's a wankstone or plainly wankstone

wankstone by maz xxx April 4, 2006

Wanksox 

A name for a sock that you masturbate into. Now sold commercially at wanksox dot com, but just an ordinary sock...

Looks like it's just me and the wanksox tonight.

Wanksox by LancasterSucks May 27, 2009

Wankspanner 

Someone who is worthy of both the titles of Wanker and Spanner

You're such a Wankspanner Jeremy

Wankspanner by ShyGuy2610 May 17, 2019

Wankspanker

A total wanker n jiz stain who loves themself who thinks they are a kardasian facebook and instergram style celeb in there own soild underpants coz they got a like or 2

Omg what a wankspanker he would throw 1 off coz he looked in a shop window n saw his self

Wankspanker by Smushkitten July 12, 2019

Wanksplat 

Someone that is annoying and loud.

Just listen to that fucking wanksplat talking pish again.

Wanksplat by AmYerDa March 17, 2020