Twatluck

Very similar to a potluck, a twatluck requires every man attending to bring not a dish of food, but an attractive and sexually indiscriminant female. The beauty of the twatluck is that if planning a party or trip, you can easily tempt the woman to join if she isn't pressured to sleep with you; however, once on the trip (if the twatluck if successfully carried out by all male members), you will have a perfect guy-to-girl ratio with ample amounts of easy women.

Chad - "Hey Johnny, I'm a little worried about the guy-to-girl ratio at this party... Did you tell the bros that it was a twatluck?"
Johnny - "Yes, I did and I have the Keystone Ice in the cooler as we speak. Let the games begin."

by JazzyJeff928 November 8, 2011

twatsickle

A man's penis; A prostidude's means of satisfying a woman.

Look at the size of that twatsickle!
He ran around exposing his twatsickle.
I am a girl, therefore, I have no twatsickle.

by Krunk_Punk October 9, 2008

twatsickle

when a girl is so pathetically broke that she has to use an old dirty tampoon as means of vaginal penetration. To make it even worse she must freeze the tampoon to make the experience more stimulating.

an old hooker uses her twatsickle too get off because she get make money on the streets.

by connor savage April 11, 2008

Twatsicle

1) A twat that hasn't been used in atleast 38 years and is so cold from not being in use that has actually frozen over.
2) A Eskimo's vagina

1) "My vagina hasnt been touched in so long its a twatsicle"
2) "Man i wanna get me some of that twatsicle!"

by metal_thrashing_mad November 19, 2011

twatlip

Inner city slang for oral simplex B: Herpes

After John gave Christina a tongue basting, he went home with a nasty case of the twatlip.

by "Mighty Dave Wilson" November 30, 2003

twatling

insult used in the same context as dickhead, fuckwit, loser, wanker and the like.

see twat.

"He's a fucking twatling."
"Some twatling tried to break into my XF falcon one day. sad"
"What a twatling, glad i'm not his dad"

by dangaz March 6, 2004

twaticuss

A person, that is twat. Oten o lighten the mood

that guy is a twaticuss maximuss

by jcb June 6, 2005