Twatsicle

1) A twat that hasn't been used in atleast 38 years and is so cold from not being in use that has actually frozen over.
2) A Eskimo's vagina

1) "My vagina hasnt been touched in so long its a twatsicle"
2) "Man i wanna get me some of that twatsicle!"

by metal_thrashing_mad November 19, 2011

Twatsicle

A Shemales or manshes Penis.

Wow that girl I was with last night had a huge twatsicle.

by John M. Sanders November 07, 2007

Twatsicle

A rather annoying female in the cold.

"I left my purse in your snowmobile!"

"Fuck you twatsicle."

by big bone August 15, 2007

twatsicle

Another name for a penis.
Featured in Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo.

"Are you gonna show her your twatsicle??"

by AuntieTATA September 17, 2005

twatsicle

Fucking a girl with a popsicle before eating them out. A post-fuck is optional and sticky.

Last night we got bored so I gave her a twatsicle before we fucked. It felt like fucking a zombie.

by fvzm4 November 10, 2009

twatsicle

A frozen container of semen used by women to impregnate themselves.

The lesbian shoved the twatsicle up her cunt.

by KGz November 02, 2003

twatsicle

A Siberian Twat or one that is so cold and frigid it should be from Siberia.

That Russian Ice Queen is such an enormous twatsicle!

by YumaTart July 29, 2011