Canadian Towelette

A Canadian Towelette is when you dip your balls into a glass of beer (whether it is your own or someone else's largely depends on how drunk you are) and then gently lay them across someone's forehead. This is much easier to accomplish if they are passed out. The mixture of ball sweat and beer will slowly trickle down their face, much like a moist towelette.

"Damn, look at Lee's face! Why's it all wet like that?"

"Aw bro, he was being a dick and passed out so I took his beer, dipped my balls in it and gave him the ol' Canadian Towelette."

"Holy shit! Dude just woke up and took a swig! Haha, what a stupid chud!"

Canadian Towelette by Elindale January 6, 2010

Poo Toweler 

Any annoying roommate who uses a towel to clean their ass instead of the traditional toilet paper.

Justin: "What is that rust?"
Tim: "No, it's poo. My roommate, Anne, is a total Poo Toweler"

Poo Toweler by R@peman February 19, 2010

Tip Toweling 

When you sneak around with an erection that is covered with a small towel

Carter was tip toweling to the kitchen to get a midnight snack when Nana turned on the light and discovered his hidden erection.

Tip Toweling by Tip towelettes January 20, 2019

towelhead

A offensive word used to describe a custom of someone of arab descent

Damn gon' towelheads are terrorists!

towelhead by V The Blood Rose November 1, 2003

Get Towelied 

Get (Towel-eed)-

Get high as fuck, get blowd out.

Work sucked today, I'm going to meet up withe boys and get towelied as fuck!

Get Towelied by chiefsmoker October 10, 2014

Towelliee 

Best Ret/Prot Paladin US.

A Fucking Boss.

Considered a "legend" worldwide.

Sometimes comparable with the best Ret Paladin EU.

Arena.

Warlock: I hope we're against an easy comp.

Priest: Oh shit! We're against Towelliee!
Warlock: We may aswell leave.

Towelliee by Not Stano June 8, 2011

Russian Towelette 

When you go to take a shower and forget to grab a towel and have to use the hand towel to risk being seen naked.

Husband: Son be careful im playing Russian Towelette.
Son: Ewww Dad. Dont forget a towel next time.

Russian Towelette by C/Cpt. MSG! March 16, 2011