Towel

Towel (n.) Named after the worst character ever created on South Park, “towel” refers to a person who is perpetually strung out on a certain prohibited substance whose active ingredient is THC. Said person is also uncooperative and enjoys spewing racial epithets and homophobic slurs. Synonymous with a female cleaning product.

Man, that guy is totally a towel.
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Bob:

"Yo, dudebroski, wanna go check out some chicks at the club?"
Charles:
"Aw hell naw, man, don't be a towel."
Bob:
"Yo, who you calling a towel, you tool?"
... (Continue on with more insults)

by gushing grannies September 26, 2013

Towelling

Two meanings:
1. beating someone comprehensively
2. gay locker room antics between homosexual men

1. I towelled that Pontiac at da lights
2. I towelled Gary\'s ass so good after the game

by Hozey April 26, 2005

Towel

A Stupid Person

Shut up u damn towel
your a towel

by Funny Guy September 7, 2003

Towel

Something to wipe or cover yo booty around.
Also hides them big ass bums and bouncy tits.

..

Although better without the towel on.

Wife : Honey, have you seen my towel ? My butt is getting cold !
Husband : I like you better without the towel, heh.
Wife : Ohhh(;
Wife : -Smack-
Husband : -Pwned-

by YesNolol4832859 April 8, 2009

towelling

when you use a towel to cover yourself while you change out of a swim suit, most often in front of a few people on the deck of a pool

person 1:how did you change out of your swim suit if u didnt go into the locker room?
person 2:towelling
person 1:oh

by tfrey January 21, 2006

Toweling

When you pass out drunk with your towel on after taking a shower

"How was your night man?"

"Man I got so drunk I was toweling last night"

by WoolworthsAus December 9, 2016

toweller

(Noun) - one who towels

"Who's the guy who comes to towel us off?"

"Oh, he's the toweller."

by Here's Johnny!!! June 16, 2011