An individual (mainly male) that exemplifies all of the qualities of an annoying, suck-upping, over-the-top, loser and menace to society that can only be dealt with by repetitively calling that person a towel. Often associated with the name, Drew.
Towel.
by thatain'tright February 07, 2011
Towel (n.) Named after the worst character ever created on South Park, “towel” refers to a person who is perpetually strung out on a certain prohibited substance whose active ingredient is THC. Said person is also uncooperative and enjoys spewing racial epithets and homophobic slurs. Synonymous with a female cleaning product.
Man, that guy is totally a towel.
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Bob:
"Yo, dudebroski, wanna go check out some chicks at the club?"
Charles:
"Aw hell naw, man, don't be a towel."
Bob:
"Yo, who you calling a towel, you tool?"
... (Continue on with more insults)
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Bob:
"Yo, dudebroski, wanna go check out some chicks at the club?"
Charles:
"Aw hell naw, man, don't be a towel."
Bob:
"Yo, who you calling a towel, you tool?"
... (Continue on with more insults)
by gushing grannies September 25, 2013
by Hozey April 27, 2005
Something to wipe or cover yo booty around.
Also hides them big ass bums and bouncy tits.
..
Although better without the towel on.
Also hides them big ass bums and bouncy tits.
..
Although better without the towel on.
Wife : Honey, have you seen my towel ? My butt is getting cold !
Husband : I like you better without the towel, heh.
Wife : Ohhh(;
Wife : -Smack-
Husband : -Pwned-
Husband : I like you better without the towel, heh.
Wife : Ohhh(;
Wife : -Smack-
Husband : -Pwned-
by YesNolol4832859 April 08, 2009
when you use a towel to cover yourself while you change out of a swim suit, most often in front of a few people on the deck of a pool
person 1:how did you change out of your swim suit if u didnt go into the locker room?
person 2:towelling
person 1:oh
person 2:towelling
person 1:oh
by tfrey January 17, 2006
by WoolworthsAus December 09, 2016