two towels

wearing two towels while living the bath room after a shower. One for your small package and the other for your large man tits.

Randy is a two towel he has big man tits

by big mike November 14, 2003

clean towels

A term we use to define the unused toilet paper in our bath room...

Before droppin the kids off at the pool (toilet) make sure you have clean dry towels...

by irish mexican May 13, 2005

Todesca

n. definitively "the man", sometimes referred to as a golden god

"Oh my god, I want to have Todesca's children! I worship him."

by GaH@!@!@!@! January 19, 2004

towelstheferret

A absolute god in multiplayer and known for carrying the team in almost everything he does and has the greatest laugh you’ve ever heard. Some compare it to a puppy squealing or dolphins performing intercourse. Imitating his laugh is punishable by death in Indonesia and is known to cause brain aneurysms.

Jordan: *laughs*
Anybody: He’s TowelsTheFerret-ing!
Jordan: *keeps laughing*
Anybody: He sounds like a (insert animal here)

by EmperorWaffs March 19, 2019

todessternen

"Todessternen" bezeichnet den Vorgang, ein rundes Objekt mittels eigener Kraft durch Hilfsmittel wie Sticker, Farbe, u.ä. Dingen in einen Todesstern zu verwandeln.

Wir müssen noch diese Kugeln todessternen.

by KepperOfCoffee November 4, 2020

Towelsexual

Someone who, at one point, had sexual/romantic desires, but just threw in the towel on dating wholesale, often due to frequent rejection. Hence the name: towelsexual.

Not to be confused with asexuals/aromantics, who never had any sexual/romantic desires to begin with. Or incels, whose failures at romance stem from a boring life and lead to abject hatred towards the other gender.

The towelsexual pride flag is, well, just a towel. What did you expect? We gave up trying to design one, too.

I was straight at one point, but after 15 women in a row said no, I threw in the towel and came out as towelsexual.

by Shepherd Guy August 15, 2022

buying towels at ross

a code word only cool people can use for saying they are taking a shit

Valerie - I’m currently buying towels at ross
Carolina - same ;)

by señor spermies September 22, 2017