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bowel towels by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009
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Shit Towels
Shit Towels by The Lift March 8, 2009
Show Towels
Towels hung at certain times of the year in the bathroom by the wife, mother, or female of the house to confuse the hell out of the Husband, son, or males in the house. These towels are meant for show only and are not to be used at all by anyone living in the home or guests that may come over. If they are used, the wife, mother, or females of the house will flip out on the husband, son, or male of the house that used the towel.
Female: "Ok who just used the Christmas towels in the bathroom?
Male: "I did. Why?"
Female: "NO YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO USE THOSE TOWELS ! USE YOUR HEAD! USE THE OTHER TOWELS YOU MORON!
Male: *Gives a very confused look and asks*
What the hell? Why not?
All females in the house respond: BECAUSE THEY ARE "SHOW TOWELS" YOU IDIOT!
Male: "I did. Why?"
Female: "NO YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO USE THOSE TOWELS ! USE YOUR HEAD! USE THE OTHER TOWELS YOU MORON!
Male: *Gives a very confused look and asks*
What the hell? Why not?
All females in the house respond: BECAUSE THEY ARE "SHOW TOWELS" YOU IDIOT!
Show Towels by nextrockstar88 December 18, 2009
Bum towels
Bum towels by Auslang April 17, 2015
Two Towels
Expresses the enjoyment of some particular occurrence, item, person, etc.
The two towels are used to soak up the ejaculate of the person doing the enjoying. (This is a figurative ejaculate and not a literal one, but it works either way) 1 Towel would usually be enough, but the extreme pleasure necessitates the use of 2 towels instead of 1.
Originated from an episode of "Drawn Together."
The two towels are used to soak up the ejaculate of the person doing the enjoying. (This is a figurative ejaculate and not a literal one, but it works either way) 1 Towel would usually be enough, but the extreme pleasure necessitates the use of 2 towels instead of 1.
Originated from an episode of "Drawn Together."
Two Towels by The Count of Comics August 4, 2009
Show Towels
Towels hung strictly for show or decoration, meant to enhance the beauty and appearance of the bathroom. No one, not even the residents of the home, are allowed to use them. Guests are also not allowed to use them as they are strictly decorative in nature. Other less decorative towels should always be provided for functional use by residents or guests in a show towel home. Show towels often feature appliques (such as satin seashells or butterflies), elaborate lace trim, scalloped edging and, at the very least, should color-coordinate with the scheme of the bathroom. Show Towels are the cause of much debate in online communities.
Show Towels by NFGangsta August 11, 2008