Chunky middle-aged black woman with a sassy attitude, who if interviewed in a Jenny Jones audience, would put her hands on her hips, shake her fat booty and holler, "Child, please!!!"
Any time you dont feel like getting dressed after you bathe/shower; so you just leave your towel on while you watch tv from the couch, doing your chores or surfing the web.
I was just towellaxing for an hour before I go grocery shopping.
the mass of atoms which consolidates into elements that make up the skin, flesh, bones and nervous system that creates a sense of existance and self worth, creating the illusion of a persona who has used the world wide web, or "internet" to create images that release dopamine inside of my brain, and who has chosen to speak with me on multiple occasions and entertain my feeble mind, whoms't i consider to be a person worthy of my precious time, and who i enjoy interacting with.
Benedicticus Tovellatio the First of his kind, but last of his kin :feelsokayman:
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.