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Ski

Noun- short for broski. Utilized to identify a person of importance. This phrase was coined by John “Score Lord” Phillips.
“Aye ski. This ain’t to be glorified.”
“Sup ski?!”
The streets missed you! Where’ve you been ski?”
by Lo Pecoso February 27, 2019
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SKIING

to snort a line of cocaine.
Hey bro wanna go skiing on the mountain of kings.
by Anonymous October 16, 2003
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Skiing

fucking most awesome sport ever.
Skiing > snowboarding
by Bridgerbum October 25, 2010
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skies

(pronounced skeez) a suffix used to create a better sense of excitement or emotion in certain words.
"Alright I'm doneskies!"
"I'll talk to you later. Kaybyeskies."
"Ah! You're a choafskies!"
"Talk to you laterskies."
"Mmm! This stuff is goodskies!"
by choafoso February 24, 2009
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Ski

To give two guys handjobs while sitting in between them. It is very popular with girls in the south due to the low cost and the fact that no snow is needed.
Amber showed my friends Doug and Robbie that she really knows how to ski. She is an Expert on the Slopes.
by slyfox02 March 1, 2009
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Skiing

The act of delivering dual simultaneous hand-jobs simulating the motions of a cross-country skier. This action is usually performed while ‘Sitting Bitch’ in a pickup truck (front seat center position) but any vehicle with a bench seat will suffice.
The truck driver and his toothless uncle were so pleased with Brian’s ‘Skiing’ that they ‘FingerBlasted’ his ‘Bung Hole’ as a means of saying thank you.

The folks back home told him it was impossible to ski across the Sahara Desert but Brian is the Men’s Freestyle Hand-Job Champion if anyone could do it, He can.
by cRAZY kooT August 29, 2002
mugGet the Skiingmug.

Ski

A term you would use to identify the well hung Polish man you met in the john. Because you were so drunk you cant remember which was longer; his johnson, or the first part of his last name.
Hey MazSki hella game at darts bro.
by Funkywhitemonkey33 September 30, 2018
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