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by joannabarry October 25, 2008
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shittiness

A term of endearment when, and only when, referring to the state of Colorado. The exact definition is as follows: Colorado is better than any other State in the Union, particularly New Jersey and Oregon (a.k.a Shit Hole and Land of the Covered Wagons Loaded with Shit and Shitty People, respectively.)

When used to describe other localities, regions or states, specifically New Jersey, it emphasizes the amount of shit that other states and/or organizations place, throw or otherwise dump on the aforementioned location. One can also correctly use this word for comparison purposes- i.e. "This place has half the shittiness ratio of New Jersey," which roughly means that the residents of such an area suck balls and lick choads for a living.
"Colorado, Second only sic to New Jersey in Terms of Utter Shittiness." -Quoted from Cohen's Figure 1.1 titled "United States of America."

Meaning: Colorado fucking rules and New Jersians love to smoke pole, eat shit and die. There is also a subtle undertone of "Oregon sucks."
by live4truthaboutNJORCO October 26, 2006
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shiftless negro

origionally from "Romeo Must Die" a phrase used to identify someone stupid and irritating. Someone who is worth less than you. Said between a mate and you, usually in hoarse voices pretending to be whispering but loud enough for the stupid person to hear. This creates maximum damage to the shiftless negro's feelings...but hey, they're a shiftless negro...they deserve it
P1: hey, you know that guy?
P2: ...shiftless negro?
P1: ...yeah shiftless negro, yeah, shiftless
by Mace May 5, 2006
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Shitness

They found me guilty because of my shitness.
by Benncm April 20, 2011
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swiftness

pure awesomeness associated with uber-epic people.
phrase usually said by people on infomercials for home-fitness training equipment and exercize dvds.
lame guy on infomercial: FEEL THE SWIFTNESS

you sitting at home watching tv: *dialing* hi i'd like to order 16 copies, please.
by neilandbeatrice November 4, 2010
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Morning shitness

When you wake up feeling like crap for no good reason. Often a symptom of clinical depression.
'Dude, be online at 9 tomorrow, I've been getting serious morning shitness lately and it'd be great to talk to someone to cheer me up'
by beetee-> May 17, 2010
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Shitness

Synonym of hot or tight. Used to signify something that baffles the mind.
"I got that shitness."

"Thats that shitness I've been talkin bout."
by APuett December 3, 2007
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