swiftness

pure awesomeness associated with uber-epic people.
phrase usually said by people on infomercials for home-fitness training equipment and exercize dvds.

lame guy on infomercial: FEEL THE SWIFTNESS

you sitting at home watching tv: *dialing* hi i'd like to order 16 copies, please.

by neilandbeatrice November 4, 2010

down with the swiftness

a phrase used to describe a skillful move requring excellent reflexes, often used while playing basketball or hacky sack.

Inspired by the song Down With The Sickness by numetal band Disturbed.

"That steal was down with the swiftness"
or
"I'm down with the swiftness today, my reflexes are on"

by Rhyn July 30, 2008

pct swiftness

A faggot; a man who sucks big penis; a lambe Pinga; sucks at COD

Bro, you're a Pct swiftness. (Bad connotation.

by Anthothefag November 19, 2016

jahova's stiffness

An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)

Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.

by joe joe the circus clown November 8, 2009

Planet Shitness

A place you go to run like a rat on a treadmill in a room of mostly normies but the few hot bimbos you see are all glued to their fucking stupid headphones

When I get off work I alternate between running on the treadmill and weights at Planet Shitness

by D Flawless December 7, 2019

Swiftbeast

The highest beastlyness.you can get.

EXAMPLE kobe bryant. Your friend: "Man! I am the beast!" You: well im a swiftbeast!"

by The swiftbeast January 2, 2012

Sweetnessanity

A state of mind where one experience complete ecstasy. Without the use of drugs of course. It is a sweet feeling beyond sanity and a beautiful thing to accomplish. When experiencing this, one usually finds him- or herself lost for words, simply savouring the moment. Does not last for more than seconds. The peak of peaks, referring to the mood.

Watching his newborn child, in the arms of his beautiful wife, William felt how the surrounding world suddenly became all friendly and blurry. No words were necessary. Doctors and nurses understood what was happening; the wide smile on Williams' face said it all - sweetnessanity.

by cajoja2 July 14, 2009