baffles 

Sockie Norris's food truck.
Baffles is a mix between breakfast and waffles

Sockies food truck "Baffles" is becoming viral across the internet

baffles by Norris nuts fan July 9, 2021

Baffles 

(Ball-waffles) Used to describe circular waffles or ball shaped waffles

I don't like those regular flat waffles, I prefer baffles.

Baffles by Lailaiswrong24 March 3, 2025

Baffles my cranium 

To have your mind blown , or to be in a state of shock because you can’t believe what just happened causing you to be unable to comprehend what has just happened

Man: “Dude you heard about how sally slept with her bestfriends boyfriend?”
Mans friend: Dude what are you serious?! I can’t believe it. That really [Baffles my Cranium

Baffles my cranium by Abbjuiceee February 20, 2019

Bullshit Baffles Brains 

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.

Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.

Bullshit Baffles Brains by Eddy July 29, 2007

Bullshit Baffles Brains 

To talk or write absolute nonsense but do so with such conviction everyone comes to believe it unquestioningly.

Bullshit baffles brains is a technique used with great effect by modern politicians and the mainstream media.

Bullshit Baffles Brains by dnptyf November 13, 2016

Bullshit Baffles Brains 

Although the other definitions make sense, I've always associated a different meaning to this term. Bullshit Baffles Brains is a military term, I first heard it in the army thirty years ago. Rather than an attempt to deceive a third party, it is a description of the way the officers (management) and procedures are so filled with unnecessary and pointless bullshit, that they defy all logic and the fact that our glorious leaders had totally bought into that bullshit.

They want use to parade for the combat exercise in our best uniforms and change into our battle gear once we get into the field, talk about bullshit baffles brains.

Bullshit Baffles Brains by Rikstir April 28, 2017

bafflement 

confusing or puzzling.

He was in complete bafflement over who this new girl was trying to be.

bafflement by Morgan T November 10, 2006