Fart Sausage

A shit or turd, particularly as a result of having passed wind.

I think Brian has done a fart sausage after following through
Who has left this fart sausage floating in the bowl without even bothering to flush??!

by Benncm May 7, 2017

Transumeria

An idyllic paradise where everyday life consists of the constant achievement of peak experiences by its inhabitants, which are then collected and categorised by them. Thus the prime objective of being in Transumeria is to collect all possible known experiences in order to progress to LIFE 2.a.

That's right my friend, I bet they believe that if they die then they'll wake up in Transumeria!

by Benncm June 20, 2011

Gamification

The process of turning the world as it is experienced into a computer game.

"Work doesn't feel like work anymore Harry. It feels like they've got me jumping through hoops with these bonus points games the new line manager has introduced. But games are games right?. Bring it on!"

"Gamification is the word you're looking for Norris my dear lad"

by Benncm June 21, 2011

Sext

A portmanteau word - (noun) a sexy text

Baby, I wish I could be with you tonight. Could you make me happy before I sleep and sext me?

by Benncm July 8, 2011

Shitness

A poor quality witness

They found me guilty because of my shitness.

by Benncm April 20, 2011

Demogs

Shortening of Demographics - (kind of poncey)

"Hey Bill, the Price Spencer account is here, I want an in-depth 411 on the demogs asafp"

by Benncm June 30, 2011

OMFS

An atheist's version of OMFG - Oh My Fucking Science.

Since God has been in continuous decline and not trending well at all, popular phrases involving him are being revised to fit today's modern, secular world.

Richard Dawkins just Chuck Norris'd the Pope. OMFS!!!

OMFS!!! I can't believe he's botoxing his ballbag!

OMFS! I heard Mr Fisher cloned his wife so he can fuck her every night like he did when they first met.

by Benncm May 16, 2010