"Work doesn't feel like work anymore Harry. It feels like they've got me jumping through hoops with these bonus points games the new line manager has introduced. But games are games right?. Bring it on!"
"Gamification is the word you're looking for Norris my dear lad"
"Gamification is the word you're looking for Norris my dear lad"
by Benncm June 21, 2011
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An atheist's version of OMFG - Oh My Fucking Science.
Since God has been in continuous decline and not trending well at all, popular phrases involving him are being revised to fit today's modern, secular world.
Since God has been in continuous decline and not trending well at all, popular phrases involving him are being revised to fit today's modern, secular world.
Richard Dawkins just Chuck Norris'd the Pope. OMFS!!!
OMFS!!! I can't believe he's botoxing his ballbag!
OMFS! I heard Mr Fisher cloned his wife so he can fuck her every night like he did when they first met.
OMFS!!! I can't believe he's botoxing his ballbag!
OMFS! I heard Mr Fisher cloned his wife so he can fuck her every night like he did when they first met.
by Benncm May 16, 2010
A derogatory term for a promiscuous bloke/lad whose only ability is that of ejaculating.
Quite often completely docile, Geyzers are incapable of conversations that steer away from their central cause in life, ejaculating again and again in whoever and whatever is around.
Quite often completely docile, Geyzers are incapable of conversations that steer away from their central cause in life, ejaculating again and again in whoever and whatever is around.
Richie's been a proper Geyzer since he started taking them pills. He said once he's come, he has to come again and again.....
by Benncm February 28, 2011
A student who become muscular to the point of looking completely stupid.
Typically, there is a suggestion that the use of steroids may be taking place due to the huge disparity between face and torso.
Typically, there is a suggestion that the use of steroids may be taking place due to the huge disparity between face and torso.
Jesus Christ! That kid's body does not suit his face at all. He has the face of a poindexter, but the body of Arnie.
Damn roidents!
Damn roidents!
by Benncm July 12, 2011