Benncm's definitions

TIS

Acronym for 'This is Shit" - usually to pass judgement on something which has been deemed inferior.

Baby Geniuses starring Kathleen Turner and Christopher Lloyd

TIS

by Benncm July 4, 2011

Twitpub

A pub that twits go to.

Do you fancy calling in at the Hedgehog and Centipede tonight for a quick one after work?

Are you shitting me??!! Do I really look like the kinda guy that would go to a twitpub???

by Benncm June 14, 2011

Roident

A student who become muscular to the point of looking completely stupid.

Typically, there is a suggestion that the use of steroids may be taking place due to the huge disparity between face and torso.

Jesus Christ! That kid's body does not suit his face at all. He has the face of a poindexter, but the body of Arnie.

Damn roidents!

by Benncm July 12, 2011

SOI

Abbreviation for Sit On It - usually used via text

Made famous by a piece of graffiti on a wall from the intro sequence of 50's sitcom, Happy Days.

Sit On it is equivalent to the brandishing of the middle finger to an enemy and requesting for them to lower themselves onto it. As we have even less time to convey this sentiment in the 21st Century, simply SOI suffices.

Brief text message conversation:

"Hey man, can you drive me to Queens?"

SOI

by Benncm July 3, 2011

Aughud

Shortened version of augmented heads-up display, pertaining to augmented reality through the use of technology i.e. smartphones, google glass etc

Can I use my aughud in this place?

Only google glass I think

by BenNCM September 8, 2012

Ego

That part of the brain that won't shut the f*** up!

Jeez Mike, tell you're f****** Ego to shut the f*** up so you don't have to pass it on to me already.

by Benncm January 7, 2011

recipe

noun - A solution

When George finally got to the safe, he got to work on the lock. But I looked at his face after 3 minutes of fingering the combination and could tell he didn't have the recipe.

by Benncm May 15, 2011