Definitions by Benncm

Fart Sausage 

A shit or turd, particularly as a result of having passed wind.

I think Brian has done a fart sausage after following through
Who has left this fart sausage floating in the bowl without even bothering to flush??!

Fart Sausage by Benncm May 7, 2017

Like Fatigue 

The lack of impetus or drive to click 'like' or show online approval for something you agree with.

I'm really happy that the detox programme Claire's been reminding us every day about is going well for her. But it's Day 11 now and I think I'm suffering from like fatigue. I just can't bring myself to click like anymore.

Like Fatigue by Benncm October 4, 2015

Aughud

Shortened version of augmented heads-up display, pertaining to augmented reality through the use of technology i.e. smartphones, google glass etc

Can I use my aughud in this place?

Only google glass I think

Aughud by BenNCM September 8, 2012

Feedom 

Freedom at a price

If you want to be free then you have to pay fee. That's feedom.

Feedom by Benncm December 24, 2011

TSHTS 

Abbreviation for THIS SHIT HAS TO START.

The request for the immediate start of whatever it is which is being depicted, combined with an absolute sense of amazement at the sheer lunacy of the event itself.

(Something fucking unbelievable) TSHTS!

TSHTS by Benncm December 9, 2011

TSHTS 

Abbreviateion for THIS SHIT HAS TO STOP.

The request for the immediate cessation of whatever it is which is occurring, combined with a absolute sense of disbelief at the sheer idiocy of the event itself.

Beauty pageants. TSHTS.

R. TSHTS.

etc.....

TSHTS by Benncm December 8, 2011

Weapon of Crass Seduction 

A contrived event aimed to seduce the citizens of an enemy State through the depoliticised and emotive employment of pop-culture icons launched via the media and social media.

"Look Mum, on the Telly! There's the orphan man Sung-Bong Choi!
He makes me cry. He makes daddy cry. He makes everyone cry. Boo hoo hoo!!!....."

"There, there Timmy. Don't you worry your little self now. It's only a naughty weapon of crass seduction. Everything's going to be just fine."

There, there Timmy. Don't you worry your little self now. It's only a naughty weapon of crass seduction. Everything's going to be just fine.

Weapon of Crass Seduction by Benncm November 30, 2011