6 definition by neilandbeatrice

a douchebag who thinks he's the shit and spends most of his time trying to hook up with girls who are out of his league. This fucktard will probably have a connection to some sort of Canadian small town hockey team, whether as a team member or a groupie. He'll ignore the inboxes and texts of perfectly nice, wholesome girls he actually has a chance with, get drunk and wake up in ditches, and usually have a freakishly small pocket rocket.

1. Proper noun referring to the town of Wellington, Ontario, Canada.
2. Someone who lives in 'Welly' is called a 'Welly'. Cuz its the county and there aint much original namin' here. PREACH.

A major Allen with skeez issues. He thinks hes full of righteousness and everytime you see him he will tell you to feel the swiftness. He smells Pringasmic, has a small pocket rocket, and secretly reads Twilight.

a douchebag who thinks he's the shit and spends most of his time trying to hook up with girls who are out of his league. This fucktard will probably have a connection to some sort of Canadian small town hockey team, whether as a team member or a groupie. He'll ignore the inboxes and texts of perfectly nice, wholesome girls he actually has a chance with, get drunk and wake up in ditches, and usually have a freakishly small pocket rocket.

pure awesomeness associated with uber-epic people.
phrase usually said by people on infomercials for home-fitness training equipment and exercize dvds.

A guy who ignores facebook messages and texts from wholesome girls. These guys are usually hockey players who smell like Pringles and have an affinity for Salad Fingers and poop jokes, have small pocket rockets and smell Pringlistic.