schramp

to schramp, to catch a spray of something onto ones face. Always a light spray.

The water schramped onto my face.

by James Frost April 20, 2004

Schrammered

To become intoxicated beyond the point of "hammered," "wasted," "schwasted."

Usually includes blacking out and stumbling around while your friends hold you up and basically carry you home. Always ends in a good night.

Oh man that guy can't even walk straight, he must be schrammered

by J Dub Ess July 26, 2010

Shipwreck Schramm

shipwreck schramm

(can also be shortened ex. - shipwreck)

1.) shipwreck schramm - Any person who becomes emotionally unhinged while being entirely too intoxicated from consuming Budlight and continuously tries to break household items such as tables and or chairs with amnesia of events afterwards.

*note: Coming of the shipwreck can be determined by the veracity of guido fist pumps while listening to club music.

person 1: "Bro we drinking tonight?"

Steve: "yeah man I wanna get hammered!"

Person 1: "I hope Shipwreck Schramm doesn't make an appearance tonight."

Steve: "nah man, that guy is gone."
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Person 2: "Damn dude you drank so much Budlight Shipwreck came out and tried to smash the t.v."

Steve: - "No that never happened bro."

by observer2 February 8, 2010

Schramley

A happy family composed of 5 members: Papa Chen (Ruben, dad), Frances (mom), Sam (son of Ruben), Alex and Christy (the twins). Other members include Lance (uncle and actual father of the twins), Naomi (the cool aunt/godmother and twin sister of Lance), and Blake (uncle and godfather). Gabe was the family's crazy dog who was put to sleep after attacking Sam.

If you're not a Schramley... you're not family.

by Founding Schramley March 1, 2009

Schrumped

To put yourself in a shitty situation and end up fucking everyone and thing around you

"That piece of shit just schrumped our asses"

by tubemaster April 8, 2009

Schramper

what you get called when people think your getting ugly

"Girl your such a schramper,get away from me."

by fuzzy Slack September 10, 2011

schaumie

A suburbanite. Originating from those hailing from the Chicago suburb of Schaumburg but ubiquitous throughout suburban America. Usually culturally ignorant individuals who drive poorly in the city causing traffic problems.

Tend to frequent lame or over-hyped establishments in the city that they have heard about from fellow schaumies who claim the establishment is "awesome." Usually looked down upon for being annoying, inarticulate and without much taste, sense of style or individualism. Also have a tendency to drink excessively on their "big nights out" in the city as they don't get out much.

Alt spelling - Schaumy

"Did you see that Schaumie stumbling down Division? It's only 10:30pm for God's sake."

"I don't want to go to (insert lame bar here). It's filled with Schaumies."

by City Dweller January 15, 2008