schaumie

A suburbanite. Originating from those hailing from the Chicago suburb of Schaumburg but ubiquitous throughout suburban America. Usually culturally ignorant individuals who drive poorly in the city causing traffic problems.

Tend to frequent lame or over-hyped establishments in the city that they have heard about from fellow schaumies who claim the establishment is "awesome." Usually looked down upon for being annoying, inarticulate and without much taste, sense of style or individualism. Also have a tendency to drink excessively on their "big nights out" in the city as they don't get out much.

Alt spelling - Schaumy

"Did you see that Schaumie stumbling down Division? It's only 10:30pm for God's sake."

"I don't want to go to (insert lame bar here). It's filled with Schaumies."

schaumie by City Dweller January 15, 2008

Schaumberg 

The coolest motherfucker I know to date, he parties after he teaches at strip clubs, he knows every inch of their body "after all he slays as much poon as a horny panther" after taking hardcore drugs as Meth and Cocaine, He dominates his wife with his 12in dick. Overall the "sex-God" of the century.

Boy: after class I want to be a Schaumberg

Schaumberg by dj rabbit April 14, 2014

schaumi

Hot Guy.

Hey schaumi u hot guy.

schaumi by Ibims March 8, 2018

Schaumi

Cool, awesome guy; really chill and sexy

Wow! Schaumi is so sexy!

Schaumi by Ibims June 4, 2020

Schammied

Absolutely most definitely gone out of this world; hammered

I can’t wait to get Schammied tonight

He was fucking Schammied last night

Schammied by anonymous February 2, 2024