Schlobbed

adj. - Extremely intoxicated; drunk

A fun way to describe how fucked up you got at that party last night.

Man, I got wasted at Ashlee's party last night.

I couldn't because I had to drive home. Next time if I can get a ride, I'll get totally schlobbed.

by AlexThePyro July 11, 2011

schluber

Slang name for a taxi (Uber) in Melbourne and Hobart

Hey boysie shall we get a schluber?

by Rollskins December 4, 2017

schlobbernogged

When you’re too wasted to speak actual words

“Dude im schlobbernogged”
“My mom is calling dude I can’t answer I’m too schlobbernogged”

by Jujubop January 5, 2018

Schlübendüben

A word popularized by the rapper Lil Snips featured in his song schlübendüben

“Bro what’s a Schlübendüben”

by Jizz boss May 26, 2019

Schlobert

When you run out of cool nicknames for your friend Robert, and just add a SCH

Friend of Robert: Hey ... ahm ... Schlobert

Robert: Okay *confused face*

by kooler typ December 17, 2019

schlomber

a very large cat

‘Hey, did you see Zack’s schlomber?’

‘Oh, you mean his huge ass cat?’

by shamefull June 19, 2021

Schloberknocked

The act(s) of being absolutly hammered beyond all comprehension.

YO! Tim is digging up past texts with his ex.
Oh not again, he must be absoultly Schloberknocked!

by Dr. Biggie Nut December 7, 2021