Schlacking

When you take an asskicking in the midterm elections.

"I took a Schlacking last night" Nov 2nd, 2010

by Patrick Irish November 3, 2010

Schlankenstein

Old book about an ugly creature with a long schlong written by Mary Schlankey when she was 19. Victor Frankenschlank created the creature in his apartment as a student and the creature ganked some lives and schlanked Victor's life up.

Dude1: Hey, man, did you finish that schlank of a book, Schlankenstein for English class yet?
Dude2: Yea man the ending was pretty schlanken, man!!!

by Ashely Bellocq March 6, 2007

schlaggin'

Someone, or something lackin' suaveness, someone or something that appears to be half-assed, someone or something that at the present time is acting really lame.

Person 1: Yo man. You's be schlaggin' it up today mate.
Person 2: Whatever man. YOU's be the one who's schlaggin'.

by rustyn January 6, 2008

schlack

verb usually used passively to get schooled or housed or salted or just beaten outright

(as kobe takes the backdoor cut to the hoop and hits the 360 hookshot)

Announcer: Paul Pierce is getting schlacked by kobe tonight

by B to the Rizzle March 5, 2007

Shlackin

When someone is not on the grind at that particular moment.

Synonyms: Lacking, Sleepin

Boy you been caught shlackin, slap that MFin like button and it'll be alright.

by TheMemeLord May 7, 2018

Schmackin

Performing at optimum condition.

Whenever Chelsea was with it she was really schmackin!

by Dew Pictures April 30, 2013

schacking off

To masturbate for the first time, but not knowing what to to

Damn it jimmy, if you can't figure it out, then don't try schacking off. Its dangerous if you don't know how to do it properly

by illogical philosticist November 29, 2014