1. I still have to write this eulogy, but I just keep procrasturbating all night.
2. Well, I was gonna masturbate, but I kinda ended up writing this eulogy instead. You know me and procrasturbation.
2. Well, I was gonna masturbate, but I kinda ended up writing this eulogy instead. You know me and procrasturbation.
by Spirit_Stiff December 15, 2007
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by Boredatfootball November 4, 2010
Get the Prolaxturbation mug.n. - the act of two or more people putting off or delaying an unpleasant or unwanted task by masterbating instead. The task can be the same or different for each person and the masterbation can be simultaneous, where by each perosn pleasures him or herself, or shared, whereby each person pleasures another person.
v. - mutual procrasterbating , mutually procrasterbate(d)
adv. - mutual procrasterbater
See also procrasterbation
v. - mutual procrasterbating , mutually procrasterbate(d)
adv. - mutual procrasterbater
See also procrasterbation
Juan and Carla did not want to finish their chores, so instead, they engaged in mutual procrasterbation.
Peggy and her roomate Selma did not want to study for their mid-term, so they decided to mutually procrasterbate.
Sometimes during procrasterbation, Gary becomes bored by himself and invites his friend Omar for mutual procrasterbation.
Peggy and her roomate Selma did not want to study for their mid-term, so they decided to mutually procrasterbate.
Sometimes during procrasterbation, Gary becomes bored by himself and invites his friend Omar for mutual procrasterbation.
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by Sohum January 5, 2008
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'' Stop procrasturbating everytime and start thinking of getting your shit done, dude.''
'' Procrasturbation is my hobby ''
'' Procrasturbation is my hobby ''
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Dave "stop promasturbating you bell end"
Dave "stop promasturbating you bell end"
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