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The Messiah

When you are in a public toilet and have access to all of the hand dryers, so instead of using one you hold out your hands like some sort of Messiah and use two.
Why are you using a hand dryer for each hand?

You look like you're the Messiah.
by TheDJC February 27, 2020
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Messiah

A hot guy who is very caring and nice. Every girl is after him, but when he finds that one girl nobody else matters but her to him . Usually are together with a girl who's name starts with a k. When you get him never let him go, also very smart and athletic
Hey, do you know messiah ?
Well yeah duh who dosnt !! hot. dick love kind caring
by Messiahismynames September 14, 2016
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Armchair Messiah

Someone express what THEY feel should be done in the world from the confines of their armchair, yet are reluctant to get up and do anything about it.
Armchair Messiahs of the world unite in front of the PC, whilst the real change-bringers go forth into 3rd world countries digging wells and de-worming orphans.
by Chocohate December 20, 2008
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Messica

Messica just so happens to be the nickname for my girlfriend because her name is Jessica, and she's a mess. Put them together...
Heya Mess...what'd ya fuck up now?
by Lon February 24, 2005
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Messiah

Is an underground palestinian rapper famous for singles like: Autopsy
and Jewphile. His trendmarks are verses that are centered around politics and war. He often criticizes modern rap for focusing around materialism, instead of idealism and theology. Unintelligent individuals who can't understand his songs, or are openly against his anti-war philosophy often make jokes about him having intimate relationships with goats.
A:Did you hear the new song from Messiah. This one is maybe the deepest and most complex song so far. I am intrigued to see what he can do in the future.
B:Lol, I'm not listening to that,

goatfucker. Why can't you listen to Billie Eilish and other real artists.
by Firefox-31 January 31, 2020
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messiah politicians

A term used to describe grandiose politicians who consider themselves saviors and expect all of their constituents to kneel at the altars of their perversely pious and pseudo-religious claptrap that is clearly designed to keep their authoritarian leadership dreams intact and growing.
Well let’s see, “Who exactly are the messiah politicians?” you may ask as you can’t help but immediately visualize the barely controlled explosive rage on the ruddy faces of Rick and Donald!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2023
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King messiah

A rapper out of Camden, SC born In 1988 he has grown a popular buzz in South Carolina
Hey there bro have you heard that new king messiah
by Choppamanglee November 16, 2020
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