Messica just so happens to be the nickname for my girlfriend because her name is Jessica, and she's a mess. Put them together...
by Lon February 24, 2005
by Dontfeedanimalswine March 5, 2020
When someone asks you your name and you totally lie and say Jessica and they ask for your last name and the best last name you can think of is Messica. So now everyone who’s name is Jessica you call Jessica Messica :)
by Bdbdhfnsvxb June 21, 2018
Messica is a vary messy blande girl who seems to be busy with having her head up in the clouds as she aimlessly walks around making a mess of everything and messing up everyones thought process. When she needs to clean her mess up before things get to wild
Jessica says. Damn dude how could u just let me sit here all night long?! doing the same damn thing and I still haven't lit my cigarette why haven't you helped me
Friend replys saying.
Well messica how was I supposed to know you needed a lighter..
Friend replys saying.
Well messica how was I supposed to know you needed a lighter..
by Marble Seal face May 4, 2023