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"Did you see her feed her dog wine?!" "Classic Messica, man"
Messica by Dontfeedanimalswine March 5, 2020
Messica is a vary messy blande girl who seems to be busy with having her head up in the clouds as she aimlessly walks around making a mess of everything and messing up everyones thought process. When she needs to clean her mess up before things get to wild
Jessica says. Damn dude how could u just let me sit here all night long?! doing the same damn thing and I still haven't lit my cigarette why haven't you helped me
Friend replys saying.

Well messica how was I supposed to know you needed a lighter..

Jessica Messica

When someone asks you your name and you totally lie and say Jessica and they ask for your last name and the best last name you can think of is Messica. So now everyone who’s name is Jessica you call Jessica Messica :)
Guy: “what’s your name?”
Me: Jessica Messica
Jessica Messica by Bdbdhfnsvxb June 21, 2018

Chef Hot Messica 

See "Chef Fuckboy-rdee" for a masculine forward term. Clumsy, untrained and learning on fly, a Chef Hot Messica is an adult, typically in their late 20's and 30's, navigating the world of cuisine on her own. UberEats? in THIS economy?! Oh no, this partially domesticated Goddess uses a chaotic charm and limited patience to make a reasonably edible dish that will keep her alive. Self-taught, zero chill, too many cooking appliances she will never use and 100% MAXIMUM EFFORT.
"After setting the alarm off for the third time this week, Chef Hot Messica finally figured out how to use the dial on the stove and was able to make a charred, but still edible, quesadilla."

jugg messiah 

Babytron the Jugg messiah a, that man always finessing
jugg messiah by Elijah wade October 23, 2019

Jugg Messiah 

Babytron, the greatest of all time, also recognized as the Jugg Messiah.
“Look up Jugg Messiah bitch I’m the definition”
Jugg Messiah by Piece CTRL Cayden December 11, 2021
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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