I'm not listening

I am so attracted to you right at this moment, that I am totally unaware of what you are saying, because all I can think of is kissing you, so let's go.

Kiss me!

Boy "I have to go to the bank, I am rearranging my accounts, then I need to take my car for a tune up, then........."

Adoring girl.......interrupts with "I'm not listening"
she clearly has something else in mind....stop talking

by lastword1 April 13, 2008

I'm not listening to rocket man

An expression to mean that you're not doing anything at the moment.

Josh: Yohann, what you up to?
Yohann: I'm not listening to rocket man

by Chris Mickleham April 22, 2007

I'm going to listen to Vin Scully

Synonym for "I'm going to the bathroom" at Dodger Stadium, since they play Vin's commentary over the speakers in the bathrooms there.

I'm going to listen to Vin Scully and grab a beer.
Again? You just listened to him like 2 innings ago!

by A.Roo July 21, 2010

I'm only 12 and I'm listening to this song

A comment often left on older youtube music videos. A way for kids to congratulate themselves for listening to a song that is usually older than they are. They believe that this fact makes them better than everyone else, and smarter than anyone who listens to today's pop music.

Kid: OMG I'm only 12 and I'm listening to this song. I was born in the wrong generation!!!

by TaiChiTony July 11, 2019