masturbedding

To rub your dick on a bed or other soft surface to give yourself an orgasm. Similar to masturbating

Chris is so sick, he was masturbedding last night at the sleepover

by slimjoe321 May 5, 2009

masturbing

1. When someone is masturbating and either an awful sound, smell, thought or sight suddenly disturbs the person, thus ending the masturbation process abruptly.

2. Whenever a masturbating session is disturbed.

A. Ray was masturbating when he unexpectedly thought about his neighbor's grandmother and completely lost his hard-on. It was masturbing.
B. Ray was masturbating in his car and, unexpectedly, his neighbor caught him. It was too masturbing for Ray to go on.
C. Ray was masturbating on the toilet when he unexpectedly heard his neighbor screaming in his sleep from night terrors. Ray was somewhat masturbed by this.
D. Ray was masturbating to online porn when, unexpectedly, he discovered his neighbor was watching him from the living room window again. Very masturbing.

by PDXJohnny99 April 18, 2013

Masturbelia

A cross of the words Masturbation and Memorabilia. Masturbelia can be anything, but usually is a personal object stolen from another person. The object is then used to masturbate while he or she fantasize about the person the item belongs to or reminds them of.

Dude! I totally stole a pair of Amy's panties to use as masturbelia. That chick is totally hot, and I would sell my soul to get a piece of that. The panties will have to do for now though.

by Madmoose May 15, 2011

Masturbait

When you get off to fish

1-"I love masturbaiting"

2-"You mean masturbating?"
1-"No, I get off to fish"

by Stalker Ex February 1, 2021

mathematically masturbaiting

The act of masturbaiting while looking at numbers. You can do this during math class, maybe while doing some math homework.

Joe: yo, what's nick doing?

Kevin: oh he's just mathematically masturbaiting. He's just trying to get that problem solved.. If ya know what I'm saying ;)

by Idek what I'm doing November 23, 2015

Masturbaids

An infection in a small cut or laceration on the hand due to unsanitary self love.

" See this little red patch on my hand, mate ? That's Masturbaids ! Got it last night after a dirty wank."

by C. Albano December 9, 2008

Masturbicide

Death by Masturbation.

Normally occurs in people of ages 17-23.
One of the most dishonorable ways to die.

The decision of whether or not this is in fact a form of suicide is under debate seeing how this tragedy may not be by choice.

Yeah, remember Rick? Such a shame, he committed masturbicide in his dorm at Embry-Riddle.

by UseYourFears December 10, 2007