Masturbelia 

A cross of the words Masturbation and Memorabilia. Masturbelia can be anything, but usually is a personal object stolen from another person. The object is then used to masturbate while he or she fantasize about the person the item belongs to or reminds them of.

Dude! I totally stole a pair of Amy's panties to use as masturbelia. That chick is totally hot, and I would sell my soul to get a piece of that. The panties will have to do for now though.

Masturbelia by Madmoose May 15, 2011

Masturblazing 

Masturblazing the is act of masturbating whilst high, the purpose? Well why not.

Adam: Damn last night I passed around 8pm!
Cody: Why so early, loser
Adam: I was Masturblazing in my room ha

Masturblazing by MessyBRider May 28, 2013

masturbernation 

The act of masturbating vigorously and causing the individual to enter a deep sleep for a ridiculous amount of time.

When this semester is over I will reward myself a solid week of relaxing masturbernation.

masturbernation by Sinderton April 16, 2011

Masturblazing 

Masturblazing is when you jack off while smoking weed.

Guy 1: My parents caught me masturblazing last night.
Guy 2: What did they do?
Guy 1: Join in...

Masturblazing by the Crusty Crab May 26, 2015

Masturbeta

The penultimate BETA: the beta male mistakes themselves for an alpha male, and the contradiction is so apparent they unknowingly become an Apex beta.

Schwartz believes he is the master of his domain but when it comes down to it he avoids confrontation, is submissive, emasculated, and cucked by his ex-wife Katie, he is the poster child of a Masturbeta.

Masturbeta by Hixxz68 May 21, 2023

Masturblisters

Blisters from way too much masturbation either on your hands or penis.

I had these huge sores on my penis. What a relief, the doctor told me they were just "masturblisters". No prescription needed, just told me to use more hand cream.

Masturblisters by bransey99 February 25, 2009

masturbasian 

Masturbating over an asian.

The mere thought of her juicy brown nipples sent me spiralling into a long, sweaty night of masturbasian

masturbasian by Rennie Shearer July 20, 2008