klystron

large vacuum tube for shf radio waves

a quantra mechanic using a klystron tube can short the continum 10 parsec. klystron suspended in boron mist pumped by a maser with a subharmonic twt (traveling wave tube) is being used at goldstone north of edwards afb in caleefornia...see nwl for area 51 testing....

by itichie_nocanpo September 12, 2006

Keyster

A person that holds the key(s). Whether it be access to something to place or essential information.

1. Ashley has the key to my heart. She's my keyster.
2. Hey Jim, those emails you forwarded about my soon to ex girlfriend really did come in handy. Dude, you're a keyster for sure.
3. DJ Blow's a keyster. He always get us into the hottest parties.

by Optimus Primer April 12, 2010

Keyster Bunny

A prisoner who excels in smuggling contraband in his but who's arrival is highly anticipated.

Man, this prision sucks! I wish the keyster bunny would come through with an ass load of drugs n stuff.

by Plate Lunch December 12, 2018

Keyster bunny

One who puts a bag on over their face and shoots meth into their anus. Especially if it’s on Easter. And goes around stealing everything in sight.

Fuck, someone stole my wal-mart sack. Prolly gonna put it over their face. I hate the keyster bunny.

by Slushdogg February 2, 2025

Klosterfuck

When everything you touch is in total disarray or in poor taste.

When he screwed up and gave poor advice it was a total Klosterfuck

by Yeahbuddyisaidit September 5, 2025

Klosterfuck

“Corporate slang” for when an individual makes poor choices or recommendations.

That guy totally pulled a Klosterfuck on that project.

by Yeahbuddyisaidit September 5, 2025

Spicy Keyster

When you mix spicy V8 juice into your keystone light beer.

My hangover is so brutal I had to chug a spicy keyster to take the edge off this morning.

by BenEvolutioN January 8, 2022