Goldstone 

A Traitor

Justice Richard Goldstone is viewed a such by a large number of people for writing his biased report against Israel about operation Cast Lead. He was the head of a team he assembled, including Professor Christine Chinkin whose biased stance against Israel was well known beforehand. This team was supposed to be unbiased against both the actions of Israel and Hamas from its inception. This made many people of different belief stuctures believe that the outcome of the investigation was written well before the investigation started.

Benedict Arnold was a real Goldstone.

Goldstone by Archeim January 7, 2010

JAckson goldstone 

the best mtb rider

JAckson goldstone is him

JAckson goldstone by euillrhewuh December 9, 2024

GoldSpore97

A gamer that steals people's kills.

They call me GoldSpore97 (Takes another Kill)

GoldSpore97 by GoldSpore97 May 1, 2020

Coldstone 

Literally the easiest, yet most annoying job on the fucking planet Earth.

Unless you're funny as shit, my enthusiasm fails to see the light of day.

To the customers who complain: let me tell you this, and please think about. YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT ICE CREAM. I'm not building you a house, selling you a car, or cooking you an expensive diner. I'm making you ice cream. You ordered it, so don't come screaming to me yelling "I'm gonna call the cops, this is robery. Your prices are too high!" Oh, I'm sorry lady, I forgot that you can't read our prices.

To the customers who lack common sense: You're not much better than the customers who compalin. For real, you have eyes for a reason. Don't ask me what sizes we have when they're right in front of you. Don't ask me what our prices are, when they're right in front of you. And most certainly don't ask me where the napkins are, when (you guessed it) they're right in front of you. Don't ask me if we serve ice cream. If you ask something as dumb as that, don't expect a very educated answer from me. Yes, the ice cream names are dumb as shit, but my five year old cousin can pronounce them better than you can.

Anyway, besides the dumbass customers, working at Coldstone is pretty baller. Take as much ice cream as you want when you work, and have deep meaningful conversations about life, with your fellow co-workers. Blast music when no one comes in, and plot your next awesome way to playfully mess with customers.

Dumbass question
Customer-"Do you guys have ice cream?"
Me-"No, we sell cars here."

Customer (walks into Coldstone)-"are you guys open?"
Me-"No, the door's open and all the lights are on for no reason."

Coldstone by OhDonPiano August 25, 2012

glowstonemine 

semi decent minecraft player that clicks 69 cps average

"stop being a glowstonemine and use the g502"

glowstonemine by fishoooo June 15, 2021

Coldstone Creamery 

An ice cream store where employees sing every 4 minutes, oversize your order and assume that you will be back the next day to pay them more money for their overpriced product. Kneading ice cream on an extremely cold slab of marble while adding in things such as candy bars, chocolate chips and even strawberries to your order is their specialty. Coldstone Creamery also markets smoothies, milk shakes, cakes and pint to gallon tubs of their very own ice cream that you can take home in order to place yourself into a comatose state.

"We'll see you back tomorrow teehee!"

Coldstone Creamery by Carl H. August 18, 2005

Gladstone wiggle

the stroking and wiggling of your flaccid penis in the attempt to make it hard.

Did you see the guy accidentally posted himself doing the Gladstone wiggle on snapchats' public map last night?

Gladstone wiggle by FilthyMexicn November 18, 2018