kyster 

A bitch who falls 24/7 due to the fact he has absolutely no balance. Most of the time he tries to make everyone feel bad for him, and it works.

Holy shit dude, that cunt Kyster just fell all the way down that big-ass hill and bruised his fupa!!!

kyster by Swussy March 4, 2008

Kester’s Balls

A term used to denote signs of depression and complete hatred for sports;Volleyball and recreational Volleyball

Gabriel:”Hey,are you going for the friendly tomorrow?”
Chester:”Nah fam,I got kester’s balls”

Kester’s Balls by Crayson February 8, 2019

Sierra Kusterbeck 

Sierra Kusterbeck is the 19 year old, female vocalist of Port St. Lucie band, VersaEmerge. She replaced the former singer Spencer Pearson following the band's 2007 EP "Citites Built On Sand". She is known by her wild hair, multiple nose rings and strong voice as a female front woman.

VE Fan #1: Sierra Kusterbeck is amazing, yeah?

VE Fan#2: Yeah! I love VersaEmerge !!

Sierra Kusterbeck by eliseisradd July 8, 2009

Kaster 

Kaster is a person who is loyal to his friends

And wants to try to be friends with everyone
He sometimes helps people with their
Problems and is respectful to others.

Guy#1:Oh damn she got knocked out Kaster can
You help us carry her inside

Kaster:Yeah if its for somebody knocked out I'll help

Kaster by Blueboy4619 August 6, 2018

Kayster 

The greatest person in the entire world, she'll make you REALLY happy! She does the nicest things ever, but don't make her hate you!

Kayster made me a sandwich. I threw it out :3

Kayster by Axartsme July 7, 2011

Alex kister 

Super nice and cool person!!!!!! 👍👍👍👍

Oh no!!!!!!!!! I don't know what Alex kister means
Oh i know hold up😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

Alex kister by horrogamefan March 22, 2022

keyster

a verb for storing contraband in your rectum, common in prison

“I don’t understand how there’s so much drugs in the prisons. How do they get it all in?” Gemma asked.
“Mostly keystering.”
“What’s that?”
“It’s packed in balloons or condoms. The vistors insert them into their bodies, take them out during the visits and the prisoners insert them into their bodies at visitation. Women visitors have two places they can insert them, and men one. A prisoner who can store a lot inside himself is called a mule. He’ll get paid by the gangs to receive drugs through visitation. Sometimes the packages burst and the mule dies of an overdose or is hospitalised.”
-from Jonsjailjournal

keyster by Shaun Attwood May 14, 2008