A bitch who falls 24/7 due to the fact he has absolutely no balance. Most of the time he tries to make everyone feel bad for him, and it works.
Holy shit dude, that cunt Kyster just fell all the way down that big-ass hill and bruised his fupa!!!
by Swussy March 4, 2008
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by Crayson February 8, 2019
Get the Kester’s Balls mug.Sierra Kusterbeck is the 19 year old, female vocalist of Port St. Lucie band, VersaEmerge. She replaced the former singer Spencer Pearson following the band's 2007 EP "Citites Built On Sand". She is known by her wild hair, multiple nose rings and strong voice as a female front woman.
by eliseisradd July 8, 2009
Get the Sierra Kusterbeck mug.Kaster is a person who is loyal to his friends
And wants to try to be friends with everyone
He sometimes helps people with their
Problems and is respectful to others.
And wants to try to be friends with everyone
He sometimes helps people with their
Problems and is respectful to others.
Guy#1:Oh damn she got knocked out Kaster can
You help us carry her inside
Kaster:Yeah if its for somebody knocked out I'll help
You help us carry her inside
Kaster:Yeah if its for somebody knocked out I'll help
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Get the Alex kister mug.“I don’t understand how there’s so much drugs in the prisons. How do they get it all in?” Gemma asked.
“Mostly keystering.”
“What’s that?”
“It’s packed in balloons or condoms. The vistors insert them into their bodies, take them out during the visits and the prisoners insert them into their bodies at visitation. Women visitors have two places they can insert them, and men one. A prisoner who can store a lot inside himself is called a mule. He’ll get paid by the gangs to receive drugs through visitation. Sometimes the packages burst and the mule dies of an overdose or is hospitalised.”
-from Jonsjailjournal
“Mostly keystering.”
“What’s that?”
“It’s packed in balloons or condoms. The vistors insert them into their bodies, take them out during the visits and the prisoners insert them into their bodies at visitation. Women visitors have two places they can insert them, and men one. A prisoner who can store a lot inside himself is called a mule. He’ll get paid by the gangs to receive drugs through visitation. Sometimes the packages burst and the mule dies of an overdose or is hospitalised.”
-from Jonsjailjournal
by Shaun Attwood May 14, 2008
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