Definitions by BenEvolutioN

Machine Gun Kellied

A sexual act similar to the Rusty Trombone, but with the person who is eating ass while giving the reach around violently getting his ass plowed at the same time.

"My Grindr date brought a friend, and I totally Machine Gun Kellied the fuck out of them. Totally fucked my back up and I swallowed some corn too!"

Machine Gun Kellied by BenEvolutioN April 9, 2026

Coffee Grinder 

A trick performed on a mountain bike or stunt bike where instead of properly landing a jump or bailing off, the rider lands ass first on the rear tire while the bicycle is still in motion, causing the rear tire tread to grind into the helpless rider's asshole as the bike slowly comes to a stop.

"Raul tried to hit that nasty tabletop jump at the bottom of the hill, but the dipshit half chickened out mid jump and ended up doing a coffee grinder instead! What a shithead!"

Coffee Grinder by BenEvolutioN April 5, 2022

Spicy Keyster 

When you mix spicy V8 juice into your keystone light beer.

My hangover is so brutal I had to chug a spicy keyster to take the edge off this morning.

Spicy Keyster by BenEvolutioN January 8, 2022