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hummus boi

Homie; someone who’s your Garbanzo Guy.
Aye I know everybody knows Figmus has a tiny dick but he’s still my hummus boi.

Girth, tell all your hummus bois to come through we havin a blowbang!
by GerthPaul December 18, 2020
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Making Hummus

Similar to flicking the bean but instead of flicking you are pulverizing the clit until orgasm and it is raw and smashed to a pulp kind of like how a garbanzo bean is smashed to make hummus.
You can tell Quanesha was making hummus earlier because the whole apartment smells like rotten pussy.
by Taste the ROE August 13, 2017
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meme_hummus

meme_hummus is the person you dip your muslim dorito inside. The hummus is located in the oral region and has a very bland taste.
Person 1: Hey look! I bought us a meme_hummus.
Person 2: Lit bro! Let me dip my muslim dorito in it!
Person 1: Sure thing bro. Watch out, he can bite sometimes!
*Middle eastern music starts playing*
by Triplined April 21, 2019
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Hummus

When u shit in ur girls mouth then nut, then u swirl it wit ur toes to make hummus for crackers at the nursing home
by Jspitaa April 23, 2021
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hummus

An interesting, seemingly multipurpose chickpea concoction that plays a ubiquitous role in the Adam Sandler film You Don't Mess With The Zohan.
"What is hummus?"

"It's a very tasty, diarrhea-like substance!"
by Kayl June 13, 2008
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Hummusing

Making love to a one-armed midget
Dave: Where were you last night dude?

Fred: I was hummusing

Dave: whoa man, whoa
by Qilin44 August 9, 2012
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Hummus bum

Hummus bum is a description of a female from Toronto with a massive Butt with many cellulite marks but is still pleasing to the eyes.
Shorty over there has mad hummus bum in those leggings
by Koolkid8696 September 4, 2023
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