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hummusy

Adjective describing a less than sincere and slightly pained but polite expression of liking or enjoying something.
Origination:
Chick serving food on a first date to a dude she digs: "I hope you like hummus."
Dude who hates hummus but likes chick: "Sure, hummus is fine."

Dude's response was hummusy (insincere, slightly pained, but polite).

Usage example:
Adoring mother: "I hope you like the phone-book cozy I knitted for you."
Adoring mother's mortified kid: "Yea, it's nice."
Adoring mother: "I'm sensing a hummusy tone. If you don't like it, just say so (you ungrateful prick)."
by The Canister September 7, 2005
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Hummusexual

Being sexually aroused around chickpeas, specifically hummus.
Connor is hummusexual, he likes to bathe in a bathtub full of hummus whilst jerking off with it
by jewmoney808 April 16, 2016
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hummus fart

An especially horrific fart characterized by a protracted ripping sound that resonates as it exits the anus.
Whoa Dad, that’s a hummus fart for sure!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2020
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hummus-face

A hummuscidal raging leb commonly found on irc channels. Known for raging hard over the smallest things.
"<p> sup hummus-face"
"<l> your mothers a whore!"
by koothrappali July 12, 2012
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Hummus Armor

LAN dodging usually performed by dipping your mouse in Hummus as well as by making IED's and doing push-ups on webcam. Common to Counter Strike: Source players who are afraid to go to LAN.
I called that equake kid out on cheats.

He put on his hummus armor and left me raging.
by broder_gloosys October 9, 2009
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dump the hummus

1) To defecate fecal matter that resembles the texture and/or color of hummus.

2) To defecate (i.e. take a shit, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf)

Origin: a 4 year-old boy once peered curiously into the murky depths on his first trip to an outhouse and exclaimed to his mother, "Someone dumped their hummus in there!"
Ugh! My stomach is rumbling. I think I need to dump the hummus.

That bathroom smells like someone dumped the hummus.
by agoraphone August 31, 2011
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Hummuscidal

Hummuscidal is a person who consumes hummus in outrages amounts which causes long term aggressive diarrhea and bad body odor.
overloading your digestive system with hummus may cause:
strange stomach noises
short term memory loss
bear hands
bad farts and death.
hummus was originated in the 15th century by the ottoman empire, spread to the entire arab world and later stolen by israelis claiming it as their national food.

2500 people die every day from being hummuscidal.
"No wonder he's dead, he was hummuscidal all along"

"Hey! what are you doing with all that hummus??, are you hummuscidal or something?"

"If eating hummus is a crime than lock me up and call me a hummuscidal maniac"
by Dr. Cock'n'balls February 19, 2012
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