Flacid cocksworth

a unit of measure ranging from 3-6 inches used for linear measurements or a measure of volume.

My tee shot landed about a flacid cocksworth from the hole.

I have about a flacid cocksworth of milk left in my glass

by theshopkeeper October 29, 2010

fapidexic

When someone is fluent in fapping with both hands

Jimmy broke his right hand,thankfully he is fapidexic and can still masturbate.

by Niggadomis October 23, 2013

flapicating

A bird carrying an alligator.

"The birds flapicate for migration"
"The birds had trouble flapicating this year because the alligators are fat"
"The birds woke up this morning and decided wait to flapicate until tomorrow"

by Richert Jackson February 28, 2023

Flacido Domingo

Slang for flaccidity. A chick has to be truly busted to induce "Flacido Domingo." Because as most guys will readily admit - they will pretty much bone anything with a heatbeat.

See that Flacido Domingo at the club dawg? Damn was she busted! I went from FBW to Flacido Domingo in less than a second.

by the chocolate elvis April 25, 2003

fapidextrous

The ability to masturbate skillfully with both hands. When one hand is tired, the other hand may be used to continue just as effectively. It is also possible to create unique combinations using both hands.

Guy 1 - I was trying to fap last night, but my right hand got tired, so I had to stop.

Guy 2 - I don't have that problem; I'm fapidextrous. I can go as long as I want.

by JerkMcGerk April 27, 2011

Flacidix

An anti boner meds taken every morning to prevent having a stiff cock all day long.

Hey dude have you seen my Flacidix, my boner is out of control.

by Dickjackman August 11, 2007

flapdrol

a freak, dork

why is he eating a chair
what a flapdrol

by pandapandapandabamboe February 14, 2012