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fapidexic

When someone is fluent in fapping with both hands
Jimmy broke his right hand,thankfully he is fapidexic and can still masturbate.
by Niggadomis October 23, 2013
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fagidemic

–adjective
1. Also, fag⋅i⋅dem⋅i⋅cal. (of a mental disease) affecting many persons at the same time, and spreading from person to person in a locality where the disease is not permanently prevalent or natural.
2. extremely prevalent; widespread.
–noun
3. a temporary prevalence of a mental disease that was removed from the DSM in 1973: In 1973, the weight of empirical data, coupled with changing social norms and the development of a politically active gay community in the United States, led the Board of Directors of the American Psychiatric Association to remove homosexuality from the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM). Some psychiatrists who fiercely opposed their action subsequently circulated a petition calling for a vote on the issue by the Association's membership. That vote was held in 1974, and the Board's decision was ratified.

Subsequently, a new diagnosis, ego-dystonic homosexuality, was created for the DSM's third edition in 1980. Ego dystonic homosexuality was indicated by: (1) a persistent lack of heterosexual arousal, which the patient experienced as interfering with initiation or maintenance of wanted heterosexual relationships, and (2) persistent distress from a sustained pattern of unwanted homosexual arousal.
4. a rapid spread or increase in the occurrence of something unnatural that could lead to the end of the human species: a fagidemic of men or women.

Origin:
2008
I took a HBC tour to Jackson State University and it was a fuckin fagidemic of men AND women!!!
by theeunfetteredmind January 25, 2009
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Fapidextrous

The innate ability to masturbate with both hands without favoring one over the other.
i can masturbate with my left or right hand because im Fapidextrous
by Greenskulls September 5, 2011
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fapidextrous

The ability to masturbate skillfully with both hands. When one hand is tired, the other hand may be used to continue just as effectively. It is also possible to create unique combinations using both hands.
Guy 1 - I was trying to fap last night, but my right hand got tired, so I had to stop.

Guy 2 - I don't have that problem; I'm fapidextrous. I can go as long as I want.
by JerkMcGerk April 27, 2011
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Fapidextruous

Someone who can masturbate with both hands.
I can jerk off with my left and right hands. I'm fapidextruous!
by Oogles McGee February 25, 2009
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fapidextrous

The ability to masturbate with equal efficiency using either hand.
Jason broke his right arm on the slopes, thank goodness he is fapidextrous; his fapping will not be interrupted
by doc_hol October 6, 2013
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