flapicating 

A bird carrying an alligator.

"The birds flapicate for migration"
"The birds had trouble flapicating this year because the alligators are fat"
"The birds woke up this morning and decided wait to flapicate until tomorrow"

flapicating by Richert Jackson February 28, 2023

flapskating 

A person who's having trouble getting to fourth base; who's "skating" around the "ice hole" without quite falling in it.

-Dude, I think Jamie Foxx is a flapskater.

-Dude, that makes sense.

-Yeah. He graduated with honors from the National Flapskating Institute of Geneva (NFIG).

-No, friend. That was Bill O'Reilly. Jamie Foxx wasn't that accomplished a douchebag. He graduated from the National Flapskating School of Texas (NFST).

flapskating by The Flaps Fairy November 10, 2009