faulknor

your girls last name after a couple drinks at the club, and you get caught slipping

Chris: hey jeff where's is molly
Jeff: *tear rolls down eye* she caught me talking to jane, and said she needed to grab a drink
Chris: and...
Jeff: her name is now molly faulknor
Chris: damnnnnn

by S4vage69 March 14, 2017

Jared Falkner

A stupid ginger who only tells racist jokes and like a girl named amy

You look like Jared falkner

by JoeMason April 28, 2017

Faulking

The act of stalking through Facebook.

Person 1: Man I meet a girl/guy last night.
Person 2: Really? Did you do anything?
Person 1: No, but when I woke up I was faulking the s*** out of her/him.

by King Creep 6 November 17, 2010

Chris Faulkner

An Individual who is constantly chained to his other half, has little or no self direction without his wench and is dressed like a doll and paraded around at shit may balls.

The term 'Chris Faulkner' is closely associated to 'Under the Thumb' 'Man Bitch' 'Mangina' 'Stockholm Syndrom'

"Guys I can't go out to Scholars because my Girlfriend wants to spend time with me"

"Sorry Colour, I can't go out on Ex ad the missus has already bought a dress and we have tickets"

"Sorry Colour, Chris Faulkner can't stay out on Ex because his Missus has made him fish fingers and beans so he has to go home for his tea..."

by Slater_AL October 18, 2012

Faulkneresque

A hipster way of saying that you are getting drunk off your ass and writing. Typically accompanied or brought on by Pabst Blue Ribbon, some “good” wine, and pita chips with hummus.

The writing style is typically similar to the works of William Faulkner, in that they resemble a stream of consciousness.

The person writing it will always adore whatever they wrote in this state.

Last night, I was Faulkneresque and wrote like ten pages about this kid who grew up in eighties.

by Impossible Soul November 22, 2010

Cullen Faulkner

A fucking bad ass with. Term or name usually to describe someone with a big dick. They usually play most sports and own at all of them. They are a member of a wolfpack and is a spawn of broseidon. Just pretty much a major Broski,Broseph, or bro. They Mack hoes all day and never call back.

Bros, Broseph, Cullen Faulkner

by King Broski May 15, 2010

Faulkin

Another name for "Sexual Intercoarse"

Wow man you need 2 get faulkin laid ASAP!

by Rosedale Technician January 11, 2012