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your girls last name after a couple drinks at the club, and you get caught slipping

Chris: hey jeff where's is molly
Jeff: *tear rolls down eye* she caught me talking to jane, and said she needed to grab a drink
Chris: and...
Jeff: her name is now molly faulknor
Chris: damnnnnn

faulknor by S4vage69 March 14, 2017

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Newton Faulkner

The most amazinggg musician ever! I can't believe he hasn't been defined yet! He is the proud owner of iceee coolll dreadlocks, a great personality, and an unbelievable musical ability. He plays acoustic guitar and sings and is very famous in the UK. Some of the songs you may have heard by him are 'Dream catch me' 'Gone in the morning' 'UFO' and 'Feels like home'...but there are loads more. If you haven't heard them, listen to them! :D

You: Ohh yeahh whatevs, I bet Newton Faulkner isn't as legendary as this chick says he is.

Me: Yes he is as a matter of fact! goshhh.

Newton Faulkner by Millstaa February 18, 2009

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Faulknerize

The process of going from a calm state of being to an out of control lunatic via a carefully tread 6-step process that moves from calm to agitated into masked anger, then irritability on to retaliatory, followed by irrational and concluding with explosive

Did you see Claire Faulknerize Sam earlier today? They could hear her three floors down. Man Claire moved through the six steps like a border collie in a weave pole contest.

Faulknerize by Furry Trout March 18, 2010

faulkner

to go from being a nerd to getting all the hot girls

he chucked a faulkner

faulkner by miccre January 14, 2007

Faulkner

Verb:
come from the English word "falter"
1. When a person stops action due to pointless trivial statements, tends to be associated with entertainment or film news. Has the effect to create lapses in time awareness that astonishes people when they realize how long they've been "faulknered." (especially during a game of beer pong)

Noun:
2. The ability to waste copious time through the use of trivial knowledge and news

verb: "It's 1am already? We've just been faulknered!"

noun: "Damn it, he's a Faulkner."

Faulkner by starfro67 January 4, 2010

lauren faulkner

A spoonbeg

Look at that spoonbeg, shes such a lauren faulkner

lauren faulkner by coolestgirl October 28, 2013

James Faulkner

James Faulkner usually has glasses and has sex with his cats. He a terrible rapper and hates being called gay. He is usually chill but when he’s not just know he may rip your nut sack off.

Watch your nut sack James Faulkner is mad.

James Faulkner by Jdog6474747848585849; May 7, 2020

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

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