faulknor

your girls last name after a couple drinks at the club, and you get caught slipping

Chris: hey jeff where's is molly
Jeff: *tear rolls down eye* she caught me talking to jane, and said she needed to grab a drink
Chris: and...
Jeff: her name is now molly faulknor
Chris: damnnnnn

by S4vage69 March 14, 2017

Newton Faulkner

The most amazinggg musician ever! I can't believe he hasn't been defined yet! He is the proud owner of iceee coolll dreadlocks, a great personality, and an unbelievable musical ability. He plays acoustic guitar and sings and is very famous in the UK. Some of the songs you may have heard by him are 'Dream catch me' 'Gone in the morning' 'UFO' and 'Feels like home'...but there are loads more. If you haven't heard them, listen to them! :D

You: Ohh yeahh whatevs, I bet Newton Faulkner isn't as legendary as this chick says he is.

Me: Yes he is as a matter of fact! goshhh.

by Millstaa February 18, 2009

Faulknerize

The process of going from a calm state of being to an out of control lunatic via a carefully tread 6-step process that moves from calm to agitated into masked anger, then irritability on to retaliatory, followed by irrational and concluding with explosive

Did you see Claire Faulknerize Sam earlier today? They could hear her three floors down. Man Claire moved through the six steps like a border collie in a weave pole contest.

by Furry Trout March 18, 2010

faulkner

to go from being a nerd to getting all the hot girls

he chucked a faulkner

by miccre January 14, 2007

Faulkner

Verb:
come from the English word "falter"
1. When a person stops action due to pointless trivial statements, tends to be associated with entertainment or film news. Has the effect to create lapses in time awareness that astonishes people when they realize how long they've been "faulknered." (especially during a game of beer pong)

Noun:
2. The ability to waste copious time through the use of trivial knowledge and news

verb: "It's 1am already? We've just been faulknered!"

noun: "Damn it, he's a Faulkner."

by starfro67 January 4, 2010

lauren faulkner

A spoonbeg

Look at that spoonbeg, shes such a lauren faulkner

by coolestgirl October 28, 2013

James Faulkner

James Faulkner usually has glasses and has sex with his cats. He a terrible rapper and hates being called gay. He is usually chill but when he’s not just know he may rip your nut sack off.

Watch your nut sack James Faulkner is mad.

by Jdog6474747848585849; May 7, 2020