ginormous fartcloud

A gaseous cloud of flatulence that is large enough to fully blanket a large city.

It was an astounding and ginormous fartcloud, one that was at least a thousand times larger than the largest clusterfart ever measured by fartologists.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2019

fartcatcher

An obsequious servant, waiter, or sales assistant; one who continually follows closely behind their employer/customer, fawning and pathetically eager to please.

The moment you entered the store, you had a fartcatcher treading on your heels.

by Finbarthebad June 5, 2007

Farticules

Farts and molecules blended together forming a large cloud of Farticule matter.

Caleb farted creating a large cloud of farticules and everyone left the room.

by Billy Bob Fartsalot February 28, 2010

fartchery

Fartchery - the art of aiming your farts. Normally aiming towards someone.

Dude I've been practicing my fartchery I just blasted that guy in the face from across the room!

by John P from Tacoma May 18, 2008

Fartacus

First son of Demi god Flatulus - bastard son of great Jupiter - He who wields the mighty lightning and thunder and a lesser sewage nymph Shartia. Jupiter became enamored with Shartia after spying her from his throne on Mt Olympus - reveling in filthy sexual consort of the type the other nymphs won't. Legend ascribes Shartia with introducing scat play to the mighty Jupiter.

Into the coliseum roared Fartacus and he proceeded to blow away all other gladiators!!

by Princess Cathryn Of Vulgaria April 13, 2021

farticles

The particles of air contaminated after someone or something lets out gas.

You contaminated my air with your farticles!

by ThreePts October 24, 2005

farticus

One who farts in a spartan manner. One who farts frequently and shows a cavalier attitude about it. A coneseur of rectal wind.

after ripping a huge fart, Simon exclaimed " I AM FARTICUS"

by Mattsolit April 10, 2006