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Platinum Rim Creamer

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The act of huffing silver spray paint, then providing an individual with oral sex and/or a rimjob until they orgasm. The activity received its name as it tends to leave a "platinum rim" around both the mouth and the genitals or anus, in addition to the option of a rimjob.
Guy 1: "Dude, she's into some kinky shit."
Guy 2: "Oh yeah? Like what?"
Guy 1: "Well, last night, she gave me a platinum rim creamer. I still have the ring around my cock!"
Guy 2: "Dude... no way."
by SilentWater August 11, 2010
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Verb: The act of pouring steaming hot coffee into your partners asshole, and ejaculating endlessly inside their ass till the coffee and ejaculate mix pushing it back out into your cup ready to drink.
Hey man what did you have for breakfast? Ah, I just had a hot cup of Stanley Steamers coffee creamer ... My wife is in the e.r.
by M.T. Sinjac November 28, 2015
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When you fill your partner’s orifice (ass or vagina) with semen
OMG Chad just got creampied
by JJwithCakes March 23, 2020
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Creamed

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When a guy get's sexually aroused and his penis squirts out a sticky mess
Chad : Hey honey could you bring me a clean pair of underwear to work right away!
Chad's Wife : Oh No What's Wrong!
Chad : Nothings wrong Kiersten was sitting on my lap during lunch break and well you know how good she smells and how tone her little body is anyway she started kissing my neck and I Creamed in my underwear and now I'm feeling uncomfortable cause my underwear is sticking to my balls!
Chad's Wife: Fuck you asshole you deserve it!
Chad: Fine ill just go to Dollar General and buy a jumbo pack incase it happens again!
by SlopNChop April 13, 2017
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Creamed Cheeks

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putting whipped cream between someones booty cheeks and eating it
Guy 1) I can’t eat the booty plain
Guy 2) have you tried creamed cheeks?
by WhippedCheeksEater69 January 9, 2018
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A safe place where a group of two or more guys can masturbate. Ex: a truck stop restroom.
John had been blueballing all week because he was going to the creamery station on Friday
by SaraField June 13, 2018
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Belgian Creamery

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An upscale prostitute. Aka call girl, escort. Caters to a clientele from the upper crust.
I hear my boss samples the Belgian creamery when on business travel.

I had a total GFE with that Belgian creamery last night.
by Dick Onchin September 7, 2020
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