Banana Hammock

A type of underwear worn by high school football players trying to get a competitive edge on their competition by wearing less fabric, therefore creating less friction.
Bro, sweet game last night!

Ya dude, it was all thanks to our banana hammocks!
by Douglass Banana Team September 11, 2009
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banana-hammock

a guy's support system of friends; his right hand fellows, and the ones to always lift him up when he is down.
thanks for helping me throught this breakup, man your a real banana-hammock.
by periwinkle1996 September 24, 2010
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Banana Hammock

The art of draping toilet paper from one side of the toilet bowl to the other side horizontally, and while the paper is rested and hanging in position, drop a log onto the toilet paper. the log now sits in the 'hammock' and can be trusted around the room
Mark: I just created a sweet banana hammock bro.

Kev: Oh sweet bro did you thrust it yet

Mark: Fuck yea
by Davo258 April 13, 2016
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Banana Hammock Jamboree

A secret Gentlemen's Club ritual that occurs every new year in which high-classed men will group together and 'wiggle' to "I'm sexy and I know it," by LMFAO, in nothing but a pair of banana hammock undergarments.
Famous actor Johnny Depp has attended only one banana hammock jamboree.
by Demetrius Petitt January 23, 2015
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Mike in the Banana Hammock

A man in an overly tight speedo, man thong, or tightly fitted spandex shorts.
George: "Hey James, those extremely cropped spandex shorts really accentuate your package!"

James: (smiling broadly and proud) "I was going for that "Mike in the banana hammock" look. (James winks).
by Laurasia79 April 30, 2016
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Banana hammock terryfying

When a CoD or Halo clip is so insanely, mind-bogglinly terryfying that it makes you think about a banana hammock. If this lasts for more than 10 minutes, then you're probably wearing a banana hammock. This saying was invented by tejbz, a swedish youtuber.
Peter- Holy crap dude! Did you see that guy's 1080 cross-map no-scope headshot?!?!

Bob- Holy fuck, that was banana hammock terryfying!
by Poky the bear November 21, 2010
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salina banana-hammock

a salina banana-hammock is a heart crusher, one or crushes you heart without remorse
i got salina banana-hammocked the other day by this girl i dig.
by thierry14arsn July 31, 2006
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