Banana Hammock

A hammock made from the sweat and tears of banana farmers across the world ... what ? You seriously thought it was a hammock made of bananas ?
I like banana hammock ... yes my hammock is good.
by JayIsNormalManChild November 30, 2018
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Jay’s Lodge.

A cabin in the woods that people enter a virgin and come out a ... well, you don’t want to know.
Did you see that lodge in the woods ? Yeah it’s a Jay’s Lodge.
by JayIsNormalManChild November 09, 2018
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Cock Gobbler

Did you see that cock gobbler ? Yeah he was our Christmas dinner.
by JayIsNormalManChild November 09, 2018
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