Definitions by JayIsNormalManChild

Banana Hammock 

A hammock made from the sweat and tears of banana farmers across the world ... what ? You seriously thought it was a hammock made of bananas ?

I like banana hammock ... yes my hammock is good.

Banana Hammock by JayIsNormalManChild November 30, 2018

Cock Gobbler 

The definition of a turkey that sucks cock.

Did you see that cock gobbler ? Yeah he was our Christmas dinner.

Cock Gobbler by JayIsNormalManChild November 9, 2018

Amberlenz 

A demented ambulance.

Did you hear about that amberlenz ?

Amberlenz by JayIsNormalManChild November 9, 2018

Amberlenz 

A demented ambulance.

Did you hear about that amberlenz ?

Amberlenz by JayIsNormalManChild November 9, 2018

Jay’s Lodge. 

A cabin in the woods that people enter a virgin and come out a ... well, you don’t want to know.

Did you see that lodge in the woods ? Yeah it’s a Jay’s Lodge.

Jay’s Lodge. by JayIsNormalManChild November 9, 2018