Zooked

When something or someone is considered as absurd; weird or abnormal.

When Terry twerked in front of the whole family during thanksgiving, he was being so zooked.

by Gabby's Brother May 4, 2020

zonked

1. To fall asleep, normally because of exhaustion.

2. The original term 'zonked' was coined by Ken Kesey and his band of Merry Pranksters. It originally meant that you were high on LSD. Nowadays, it just refers to being stupendously stoned, on any drug.

1. Dan zonked out after swimming for six hours.

2. Jim is so zonked. He drank some of the electric koolaid.

by Tai S. July 24, 2006

zikea

A person who speaks their mind. Dont like to fight. Smart. Like to have attention. Is not loud. Stubborn. Crazy. Cold. Very pretty

My friend name is Zikea.

by Zikeabossedup1 May 2, 2018

Cincinnati Zookeeper

A person who shoots a rare and majestic animal in the face with their spunk after letting someone with an extreme case of diarrhea sit on their face leaving a perfect imprint of a butthole in shit on their neck.

Harambe: Gross! Some dude just shot bucksnot on me!

Kevin James: Yea! I just got you with the Cincinnati Zookeeper! Now give me a hot lunch!!

by Sexy sexualizer September 18, 2016

Fully Zoinked

When you have consumed so many drugs that your body isn't able to function and your on the bridge of an overdose

Dude last night me and the boys got fully zoinked

by It's MA'AM January 15, 2019

Zoie

Zoie is a person who is really hyper and always happy, you have to tell her to slow down to under stand what she is saying, she is usually dirty blounde and brown eyes, she is a awsome person, but when it comes to her best friend geating hurt by someone, someone is dead. She Always finds the good in everything.

Teacher: Zoie you are suspended. Zoie: ok, fine with me I do not like your shitty food anyways /skips down the hall to tell her bff the good news/

by By best fren Emily April 11, 2017

Zonked

adj. Very stoned, spaced-out, wasted, ripped, destroyed, wrecked, intoxicated all to Hell and gone.

Shit man...I'm really zonked. fuck

by callinghome November 2, 2004