twittering

A vigorous oscillatory movement of the middle and ring fingers used inside the vaginal cavity. Must last longer than 15 seconds, because it is to make a point, not finish anything. Often used as a substitue for foreplay by finance majors.

I was twittering this girl last night when she asked if thats all it was.

by NoPhilo June 10, 2009

Twitterfaghag

A woman who lives and breathes to read the tweets of a twitterfag

Jessie gets the tweets of her favorite twitterfag sent to her cell phone...what a twitterfaghag!

by twitterpated27 April 8, 2009

Twitterberry

An App for Blackberry phones that allows you to access Twitter and update statuses from your phone.

Brianna_Ashlee "just had lunch." from Twitterberry.

by Brianna_Ashlee July 5, 2009

Twitterbook

When you update your Twitter status and use that same status for Facebook, or vice versa.

Jane: "You see Frank had the same status for Facebook and Twitter today?"

Sean: "Yeah I guess they're calling that Twitterbook now."

Jane: "He even used the same hash tag on Facebook."

Sean: "What a tool."

by C-Money8691 April 11, 2012

twitterbox

A chatter box that uses twitter as their delivery mechanism.

That twitterbox was posting every 90 seconds on the progress of her pedicure. It's a wonder her fingers don't fall off.

by us66 February 25, 2013

Twitterbation

Public self gratification via social media. Tweeting to tell others about your accomplishments and "stroke" your own ego. Proceeded with a "#" when used in social media.

Donald Trump regularly practices #Twitterbation to try and validate his existence.

by PB5K January 6, 2017

Twitterlight Zone

When a show (such as an awards show) comes on in one timezone and you are forced to relive it over and over in your Twitter timeline until it comes on in your own timezone in which case you barely even want to watch it because you already know how it ends, yet you do watch it only to give your own snarky commentary.

At the MTV Music Awards, when Taylor Swift was interrupted by Kanye West, the Twitter universe lit up. People in the West Coast with East Coast People in their timelines were forced to see rolling tweets about what happened in their timeline for 3 hours prior to actually viewing the awards show.

@Blahchick80: "Oh hell naw, I can't believe Kanye did that sh*t to Taylor Swift!!"
@Teddybearcutie:"What did he do?"
@Blahchick80:"Ain't you watching the MTV awards?"
@Teddybearcutie:"Hell, naw, it's only 8pm here"
@Redgurl85:"If I was Taylor, I woulda kicked his ass!"
@Teddybearcutie "I gotta log off, this is the Twitterlight Zone..."

2 hours later....

@Teddybearcutie:"That Kanye is a real bastard, I would have punched him in the face if he did that to me"
@Redgurl85:"What, you're just now watching that? I swear, you West Coast people are so slooooww."
@Teddybearcutie: "STFU before I punch you in the face."

by Yomamaeatsbizkits February 5, 2010