strumpet

An extremely whorish girl

I'm going to the game to watch the strumpets. What? You know, the cheerleaders.

by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003

strumpet

lady of the streets, prostitute, hooker, harlot, call girl

stop sleeping with a strumpet fo I hit u

by Charles DUB April 13, 2006

Strumph

Describing something with a lot power and precision.

Man he hit that ball with a lot of strumph! Or I like George St. Pierre because he hits with strumph.

by JC Show August 22, 2011

Strumpfler

the act of getting a blowjob while playing call of duty.

Joey: "dude my girl gave me a strumpfler last night"
Alex: " no way did you sentry gun her in the face?"

by Jekkjekk June 1, 2010

Strumpeteer

A "pimp" or "whoremonger". Base word Strumpet meaning-whore. Commonly used in the early 1700s to the late 1800s.

"Oh shit, i gotta get this money to my strumpeteer."

by Lumberjack108 November 23, 2009

strumpetocracy

A jocular term for the notion of rule or government by strumpets (prostitutes).

I am now a recovering American liberal, well on my way not to conservatism, but toward a strumpetocracy, government by strumpets.

by eclecticdog July 9, 2011

stumpfing

To stumble uncontrollably in an alcohol educed haze in which older objects appear younger. Bad decisions have been known to occur while stumpfing not limited to: arrests, children, and cougar attacks.

dude1: holy crap i just woke up with a gmilf this morning, I didn't think i had that much to drink!

dude2: man when i saw you at the bar you were totally stumpfing your brains out.

by johnboy22 March 22, 2010