Strumph 

Describing something with a lot power and precision.

Man he hit that ball with a lot of strumph! Or I like George St. Pierre because he hits with strumph.

Strumph by JC Show August 22, 2011

strumph 

To say something embarrassing in a crowed area, but just as you are saying it everybody goes quite thus hearing what you just said resulting in awkward looks and judging.

"I had such a bad strumph in class today"
"John strumphed so bad today when he was telling us about his hairy butt

strumph by goprogillen April 6, 2015

Strumph Diddling

This act requires you to remove your clothes while lifting a naked man above your head who's wearing a party hat on his genitals. While doing this a school boy octopus rubs your nipple from behind and places a tentacle inside the man above your head.

I'm going to down to the local fish market to acquire an octopus for some Strumph Diddling tonight.

Strumph Diddling by Strumphdiddler April 16, 2017

Trumpet Strumpet 

A mistress of Donald Trump.

Yes, that beauty queen was a Trumpet Strumpet.

Trumpet Strumpet by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016

flourish of strumpets

A group of prostitutes, a gathering of whores, a collective term for ladies of ill repute.

Gross Vulgarian:"Look at all them cheap cunts over by that lamp post...."
Proper Fellow:"Indeed, it seems to be a flourish of strumpets."

flourish of strumpets by Kieran Le Petomaine November 16, 2006

Strumpet 

Another term for whore, first used by Shakespeare to describe loose women.

"Thou art a strumpet!"

Strumpet by HeeBeeGeeBee May 1, 2005

strumpit 

Shakespearean word meaning slut or whore

That woman is such a strumpit.

strumpit by Yranoitcid nabru September 14, 2014