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To say something embarrassing in a crowed area, but just as you are saying it everybody goes quite thus hearing what you just said resulting in awkward looks and judging.
"I had such a bad strumph in class today"
"John strumphed so bad today when he was telling us about his hairy butt
strumph by goprogillen April 6, 2015
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Strumph Diddling

This act requires you to remove your clothes while lifting a naked man above your head who's wearing a party hat on his genitals. While doing this a school boy octopus rubs your nipple from behind and places a tentacle inside the man above your head.
I'm going to down to the local fish market to acquire an octopus for some Strumph Diddling tonight.

Trumpet Strumpet 

Yes, that beauty queen was a Trumpet Strumpet.
Trumpet Strumpet by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016

flourish of strumpets

A group of prostitutes, a gathering of whores, a collective term for ladies of ill repute.
Gross Vulgarian:"Look at all them cheap cunts over by that lamp post...."
Proper Fellow:"Indeed, it seems to be a flourish of strumpets."

Strumpet 

Another term for whore, first used by Shakespeare to describe loose women.
"Thou art a strumpet!"
Strumpet by HeeBeeGeeBee May 1, 2005

strumpit 

That woman is such a strumpit.
strumpit by Yranoitcid nabru September 14, 2014