strumpetocracy Share definition Flag A jocular term for the notion of rule or government by strumpets (prostitutes). I am now a recovering American liberal, well on my way not to conservatism, but toward a strumpetocracy, government by strumpets. strumpetocracy by eclecticdog July 9, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the strumpetocracy mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch