DIY Stressball

Something you will spend hours watching other people make on YouTube, but will never actually make yourself.

I really want a DIY Stressball, but it's a lot of effort to make.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

stression

Noun: the amalgamation of "stress" and "session";

A period of time spent stressing about a subject, task, event or occurance, usually ended by a revelation about the subject, task, event or occurance which means you needed not stress as much.

Dude, I totally forgot about that assignment I had to do. Had a stression in my room until I remembered we don't have Jenkins till Wednesday!

Friend 1: I think I knocked up my girlfriend...
Friend 2: Hmmmm, perhaps a stression is in order?

by PeppersRUs November 1, 2010

stressbaker

Someone who cooks or bakes to relieve stress.

So you baked a double batch of brownies because you're worried about your audition results? Wow, you're such a stressbaker!

by batski January 2, 2011

Stressinating

not wanting to do anything at all due to stress

Samual is stressinating because of the work he has to submit to his college professor

by KAyon17 October 20, 2021

Stressimism

To maintain a moderate-to-high level of stress in day-to-day life, regardless of the potential good or bad.

Joe: Are you having a good day?

Rob: Yeah, but I'm experiencing some stressimism about how long it will stay good...

Tom: Not doing so well?

John: Not really, work has had me feeling pretty stressimistic about my circumstances.

by AngryAmish March 27, 2010

stresstipation

a chronic case of stress-related bowel inflammation with side effects such as the occasional “power-push,” epic absence of a cathartic BM and intense cramps, all of which are followed by intensely satisfying “thunder shits.”

While preparing to crush my mid-day interview, I attempted to take a nice, soul-cleansing poo. Alas, stresstipation ended my efforts!

by EpicSpaceMonkey98 October 29, 2017

Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin)

KU-ull-R-anch-DR-ess-in
<g is silent>

Noun
1. A hot and psychotic sauce of pretty tiedup chillies, guitar licks and JD whiskey, often served as a chaser to Nightrain wine.
2. A popular hangout for double-talking jive dancers/speakers.

Adj.
1. A feeling of euphoric nostalgia, best expressed by shouting at the opening night of a tour for the band you have not seen together since your youth...
2. A popular description of double talking jive dancers/movers when they are travelling too, actually within or retiring from their venue of the same name

"Hey JuJuHibe, I was just sniffing your rank subjugation and it was Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin), so smoke 'em if you got 'em, alright, that sucked."

".....I'm Serious...... But Check It Out..... Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin..."

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Overuse can lead to the perils...(sic) of spaghetti incident.

***** very famously used as the opening chant to bring the famous band GnFnRs on stage at Melbourne Cricket Ground 14/02/2017 in the following format:

Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Let me Hear it now
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Oh Yeah!
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
...... Ad Lib Till Fade........

by EmonkEmonkE December 29, 2016