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A term normally used to define 12PM. However, some people use it to refer to 16:00, to troll british people
lets meet up in ZA at mid-day
mid-day by daawg April 9, 2022

mid-day crisis 

when one is in a desperate need for a siesta because they become extremely tired in the afternoon and coffee isn't cutting it any longer.
"working at panera sucked today after that wild night of drinking. i had the worst mid-day crisis ever."
mid-day crisis by belikecat January 9, 2010

mid-day crisis 

When it's the middle of the day, and you realize you have a lot to do and not enough time to do it. As a result, your mind locks up and you can't work, you just sit and pity yourself.
Usually caused by procrastination.
When you procrastinate too much and end up having multiple huge assignments (which you haven't started) due the next day, you may have a mid-day crisis, and end up laying on your bed throwing a tennis ball at the wall. Eventually you either say "fuck it" and don't do the assignments, or you get off your ass and work on them all night.

mid-day-jay

Having a joint (marijuana cigarette) at noon. (Similar to "wake n bake" or "steam n dream".)
Dude1: "We should totally meet up at noon in that cool park we found!"

Dude2: "F*ck Yeah!! Well have a mid-day-jay!"
mid-day-jay by 678 D-team June 23, 2011

mid-day wipe 

A much needed mid-day wipe of one's anus after a previous night of heavy boozing/drinking wine/beer, followed by a morning of greasy, wet farts that have the possibility of leaving a brown shit smear on one's undies if left unchecked.
Parker and Hamilton stayed up all night drinking Big Bear 40 oz malt liquors and jugs of cheap wine.

The next day, Parker was having trouble at work. He had a case of mud butt diarrhea followed by a series of beer farts.

He excused himself right before lunch and went to the bathroom for a mid-day wipe.
mid-day wipe by Jrubadub November 7, 2010

mid-day crisis 

You started out your day all pumped-up to accomplish the list of to-dos but the obstacles you face along the way overwhelm you by mid-day that you feel lost and demotivated to carry on.

Common cause: bureaucracy.
Perhaps casual chatting with colleagues in the pantry over a cup of tea for a good fifteen minutes will soothe the mid-day crisis symptoms.
mid-day crisis by misiao July 29, 2010