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A proper noun used to refer to a female who is always stressing her self out, usually over a guy.
"I think Josh is cheating on me. I called him 57 times and he's not answering"

"Chill, Stressica. He's probably taking a nap"
by ibeknowing July 02, 2014
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A female formally known as “Jessica,” that allows not only herself, but others to be completely stressed out by her presence. She is never wrong, knows nothing about nothing and always downtrauding and oppressed. Her birth name does not have to be Jessica— to be used as a verb.
OMG! That damned stressica text me AGAIN! Fuck that bitch! Ugh.
by the_dope_ninja March 09, 2018
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