Stressica

A proper noun used to refer to a female who is always stressing her self out, usually over a guy.

"I think Josh is cheating on me. I called him 57 times and he's not answering"

"Chill, Stressica. He's probably taking a nap"

by ibeknowing July 2, 2014

Stressica

A female formally known as “Jessica,” that allows not only herself, but others to be completely stressed out by her presence. She is never wrong, knows nothing about nothing and always downtrauding and oppressed. Her birth name does not have to be Jessica— to be used as a verb.

OMG! That damned stressica text me AGAIN! Fuck that bitch! Ugh.

by the_dope_ninja March 9, 2018

Stresslaxing

(v.) Being so stressed that relaxing makes you more stressed because you're not working on what's making you stressed.

Was gonna watch my favourite movie, but ended up stresslaxing...

by Iscara August 15, 2020

Stresbian

Girls who are straight but occasionally act in a lesbianish mannor. This is most common in girls' schools.

When you hug another girl for way too long, stresbian moment.

by Elliebellybarr November 16, 2012

stresstival

The air of severe stress and panic that encompasses a group when a project is due.

Wow, everyone here is freaking out cuz this project is due tomorrow. It's a real 'stresstival around here.

by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009

Stressmas

A winter season holiday that begins around the end of November, and culminates on December 25. The total level of stress accumulates exponentially the closer one gets to the 25th, and continues to linger above a background level at least until the end of January. As the financial, bad weather, health, and family stress cycles peak around the 25th of December, people celebrate by drinking copious amounts of alcohol and engaging in gluttonous behavior. Stressmas is also noted for its especially annoying music that plays on every radio stationan shopping center PA system, further exacerbating the stressful situation by creating a trigger that turns one violent and belligerent. Marked by long shopping lines and traffic for no reason, one cannot avoid celebrating Stressmas. Those with exes, inlaws, and children tend to celebrate Stressmas more faithfully than single people.

Merry Stressmas!

by Freddy Ferno December 18, 2010

stressin' the dingle

Spending too much time on the toilet trying to get trivial poo to drop off your ass, when in reality it could be easily wiped off. A major cause of 30 minute craps.

"Dude! Get off the pot, stop stressin' the dingle!"

by Bearded March 6, 2008