Shlonky

The result of having so much sex your dick stops working. It just hangs there and is useless.

Charlie Sheen bonned so many whores his dick turned into a shlonky.

by McJew April 26, 2013

shplonkered

When some dude or girl that's drunk out of their mind but like ya don't want to use the word drunk so like you just day shplonkered

Jules: Hey why is your mom acting so weird

Kate: oh she had too much to drink, she's shplonkered

by Peanutbutter and Baking Soda December 15, 2017

Shploiken

The act of vomiting and defecating at the same time.

Joey's shploiken left shit and puke all over the bathroom floor.

by Mackonator January 21, 2009

shlonkered

When you are completely stoned or drunk to a point you believe you are in a dream state.

"Dude are you ok?"
"Yeah, don't worry I'm about to wake up."
"You're completely shlonkered man. Hahaha!"

by Trollmonkey September 17, 2014

Shponkz

when u r installing a game and it dosent work.

RuskiBlyad:oh yea imma install friday the 13th game *after an hour* hell yea! cyka blyat! *runs game* *game crashed* NIET!!!!!!!!!! MAMA F13 GAME Shponkz!!!

by Chompalinkiy February 24, 2018

shplork

Verb to shplork.
(1) to complicate or cause disarray

(2) intercourse

I’ve been working night shift and it has completely shplorked my sleep schedule.

by C552 October 24, 2020

Shponk

A fat worthless cat that does nothing but eat and shit. A waste of space.

More useless than a broken condom in a whorehouse.

Look at that fat bastard over there! He is such a shponk

by BlueDiesel November 17, 2020