Sharpled

The act of getting completely wasted by the result of over pouring, or over consumption of alcohol

Dude, I got completely Sharpled at the bar last night, I woke up with a ham sandwich stuck to my back.

by TheOld319 November 15, 2020

sharted on

When you absolutely fucking destroy someone lmao. Like shitting on someone.

I just murdered you and your family, get sharted on kid.

by I hate me so much March 29, 2021

sharted

an unexpected burst of shit while farting

i thought i had to fart. but i accidentally shited thence i "sharted"

by Harry Hardcastle January 26, 2009

startled gecko

When you're sexing a girl from behind against a wall, and you "accidentally" slip it into her ass.
she will proceed to 'climb the wall' like a startled gecko.

Nick couldn't stand up anymore so he gave Emma a startled gecko. We're still waiting for her to climb down from the roof.

by L-Mo April 29, 2008

sharted

When you gambled on a fart and lost, with shit coming out instead of what you thought was gas.

Denise: What's that smell?

Polly: I gambled on a fart and lost.

Denise: Eh?

Polly: You know, I sharted.

by mrausch May 31, 2009

[Sharted]

When you you fart so hard a short dribble of shit comes out. It happens to people a lot but they cover it up by either... Flushing their underpants down the tiolet, scrubbing with a wet tissue or running away.

Dude, yesterday I was having a farting competition with my mum, then i accidently Sharted

by Super_Arj October 15, 2007

sharted

a shart is when you got gas followed by some mud then just a little more gas.

mike just sharted on his bike

by webster-d December 24, 2008