log jammin

the process in which a male jamz his log, also known as a really hard boner into a cavity in which it is not well suited. such as a super duper tight anus hole.

last night my boyfriend went log jammin and I can barely hold my "mud" today.

by webster-d December 25, 2008

sharted

a shart is when you got gas followed by some mud then just a little more gas.

mike just sharted on his bike

by webster-d December 25, 2008